Dear Diary:
Let it never be said that I am not retarded.
Love,
Eliza Girl.
Let it never be said that I am not retarded.
Love,
Eliza Girl.
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<confession mode> I have tried and tried to like the Dresden Dolls. I just don't, okay? I JUST DON'T.
My dinner tonight was two bagels. I didn't even toast the motherfuckers, just ate them with creamcheese, raw. Oh, the shame.
I was supposed to go grocery shopping tonight, but have opted to stay home, lounge, and listen to music.
I LOVE KARAOKE and last night...
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My dinner tonight was two bagels. I didn't even toast the motherfuckers, just ate them with creamcheese, raw. Oh, the shame.
I was supposed to go grocery shopping tonight, but have opted to stay home, lounge, and listen to music.
I LOVE KARAOKE and last night...
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friedbanana105:
Karaoke? Oh no... not another one! When Queena comes back to town in August, the SG Vic crew will probably end up at Soprano's after hours of drinking. You can show us what you're made of then. 
Who's your daddy now?
Who's your daddy now?
Today I went to Old Navy (yes, corporate fashion at its worst...but I am broke and they have cheap summer clothes). I got a pair of olive green, corduroy maryjanes--so cute--, a short sleeved white hoodie (a bit snug, but sexy, and fuck anyone who doesn't think my fat ass is hot), and three tank tops. Two tanks are ribbed with double vee neck (front...
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valcapone:
Hmm. I like that idea, but I also know I've been getting nice gestures from guys who are emotionally fucked, which makes me question the 'love' behind the gesture. I know, I know, Cynical Val strikes again! I try to take nice gestures at face value, but it seems like a lot of people do them in order to get something in return.
Nevertheless, I will say I am currently indebted to Remington for helping get me a jorb, to Sullen Actor and his pal ClownBoy for helping me move, to Steven for taking me out for a nice lunch once a week, and to kaffeine for always giving good advice when I am feeling depressed and confused by the stream of boys that flit in and out of my life. Those seem like acts of love, or at least friendship, done for selfless reasons.
I'll let you know if I stumble across any more of 'em.
Nevertheless, I will say I am currently indebted to Remington for helping get me a jorb, to Sullen Actor and his pal ClownBoy for helping me move, to Steven for taking me out for a nice lunch once a week, and to kaffeine for always giving good advice when I am feeling depressed and confused by the stream of boys that flit in and out of my life. Those seem like acts of love, or at least friendship, done for selfless reasons.
I'll let you know if I stumble across any more of 'em.
I just got an amazing massage. That woman had GOOD hands....I swear I was totally gay the whole time.
But next time I am going to book two back to back, though, because one was just not enough. And they're covered! Yay extended medical!
But next time I am going to book two back to back, though, because one was just not enough. And they're covered! Yay extended medical!
monkeybuttt:
lucky.
sydni:
hehe...He's a cornish rex. His name is Samuel L. Catsun. 
I am a miserable girl today. I just want to go get in my bed, surrounded by my books, and forget the world, including, but not limited to, you.
hyenahell:
if you haven't figured it out, yet... to post a picture on SG: right click on the image, and select "properties". copy the URL listed there, and paste it into your image tag. hope that helps... oh, by the way, i saw your post in PSW. i didn't just magically discern that you had this problem. 
if:
You're right, the Tom Cruise satire interview IS fucking funny!
I had a bad day and I'm hungry with no food in the house, and horny as hell.
*snaps fingers*
Dammit, no hot chef with a hard cock magically appeared.
*snaps fingers*
Dammit, no hot chef with a hard cock magically appeared.
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kaffeine:
Sex makes me hungry. Good thing I have take out food waiting for me!
chanel:
hahaha
that journal made me laugh..bahahaa
that journal made me laugh..bahahaa
So my friend Matt posted
a challenge for people to open up all of their MP3s on random and record the first
ten songs that came up. I did 20, 'cause it was interesting.
This took me a while, because I have over eleven hundred MP3s on this computer,
and most of them are categorized by folder, and the stupid player I use (Zinf, which...
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a challenge for people to open up all of their MP3s on random and record the first
ten songs that came up. I did 20, 'cause it was interesting.
This took me a while, because I have over eleven hundred MP3s on this computer,
and most of them are categorized by folder, and the stupid player I use (Zinf, which...
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valcapone:
I like the article idea, BTW. Bradshaw as in... Carrie? Yikes!
kaffeine:
Laura has to learn to put all of her comments into one post! 
P.S. I finally got bitten. And it rocked. Good thing it's the season for pretty scarves.
kaffeine:
mmMMMmm, bites.
I didn't say all women, just most. Which sucks, but isn't the be-all, end-all. And yeah, you rock. *smirk*
I didn't say all women, just most. Which sucks, but isn't the be-all, end-all. And yeah, you rock. *smirk*
1) My eye makeup right now is rad. I look like a total skeeze.
2) HOLY FUCK, have you heard Imogen Heap?? She's so, so good. Love her. The song "Hide and Seek" makes me want to listen to nothing else ever again.
3) I need some raw, decent sex, with biting. Is that so much to ask? Evidently, yes. What's the point of having...
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2) HOLY FUCK, have you heard Imogen Heap?? She's so, so good. Love her. The song "Hide and Seek" makes me want to listen to nothing else ever again.
3) I need some raw, decent sex, with biting. Is that so much to ask? Evidently, yes. What's the point of having...
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troglodyte:
*bite*
chew?
chew?
kaffeine:
do i ever. need. to be bitten right now.
Me Update: I feel okay, I s'pose. I need to get rich. And I need to lose some weight. I am not happy like this. We're approaching 'What's Eating Gilbert Grape' territory here. But since I hate women who go on and about their size, time to shutty le me.
Food Update: I made wicked cheddar and green onion scones. Kick ASS. Taking some to...
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Food Update: I made wicked cheddar and green onion scones. Kick ASS. Taking some to...
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kaffeine:
I love your vocabulary: glomph! Wish I could partake in the scones...
And for the record, that is one of the only nice photos the dude took of me. The rest are pics of my arse looking huge and closeups of cellulite and pimples. Sexy.
And for the record, that is one of the only nice photos the dude took of me. The rest are pics of my arse looking huge and closeups of cellulite and pimples. Sexy.
Things making me sad/irritable/teary today:
Listening to Ani DiFranco's 'Not So Soft' album. It still reminds me of Jenn so much, and I miss her today. Stupid dead sister. How could you just leave me? Yes, I know it wasn't easy, or as cut and dried as I somehow like to make it out in my head, but please understand it just hurts. Six years,...
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Listening to Ani DiFranco's 'Not So Soft' album. It still reminds me of Jenn so much, and I miss her today. Stupid dead sister. How could you just leave me? Yes, I know it wasn't easy, or as cut and dried as I somehow like to make it out in my head, but please understand it just hurts. Six years,...
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ichipulti:
okay you first!
lulumae:
I'm so sorry you've been feeling sad lately. But cheer up- I think you might just have the cutest goddamn cat in the world!
Why might someone even consider calling you retarded? If you've done something horribly embarrassing lately, do tell! I won't breath a word of it...