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Friday Sep 16, 2005

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I like to think of myself as an incognito person. Game over on that if your myspace profile has you featured as a cool new person. eeek surreal tongue

11,213 views since yesterday and counting. Oh my. Some of the replies are so funny. Here are some of the gems:

"I'm a crazy-assed Okie who sells my own line o' beef jerky and screenprints shirts to make a buck"

"HI Wut Part Of Calif. You Live.....YOU ARE 1 VERY BEAUITFUL WOMEN"

"I saw your pics and my gum fell out of my mouth. So now, you owe me a new piece of gum."

"my name is wayne thought i would compliment you on your good looks,,
you look alot younger then 31,,, when i first seen your profile pic, i thought you were like 22yrs or so, not 31 nice to see ppl taking care of there bodies
for a 31yr old women you are very very atractive...."

This is my personal favorite...

"Armando Would Not Presume...Signorina, Armando would not presume to bother you, but your beauty, your charm, the Siren-like magnetism of your mysterious pulchritude, it will not permit Armando to walk away. He must know you. He must!" biggrin

Etc. I will post some updates as they present themselves. Hahahha.

What are you doing this weekend?
VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
industrielle:
Dude... Beefjerky and screenprint shirts? How come you're not all over that shit?! He sounds like a charming entrepreneur. tongue

Agreed... Violence= mad . Not my favorite part of this town.
Sep 19, 2005
glassheart:
Its just some fabric that tomahto had in that room in her house. Its her "red and white" room. Ill ask her where she got it. kiss
Sep 19, 2005

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