This week's Free Will Astrology horoscope for Gemini:
A young goth woman was weaving her bicycle through heavy traffic. She was talking on a cell phone with her left hand and smoking a cigarette with her right. Watching from my Honda, I marveled at how well she maneuvered without the guiding influence of her hands on the handlebars. I stopped next to her at a red light, and was further impressed when she pulled out a candy bar and a small book of poems by Charles Baudelaire. For a minute or so, she smoked, ate, read, and chatted on her phone. Just before the light changed, I leaned out the window and said, "You're not a Gemini, are you?" "Yeah," she replied. "Of course. How did you know?" I knew because not only are you the zodiac's best multitasker, you're also at the very peak of your ability to do five things at once.
Yes, finally! I've been slacking off on this ability of mine, and will do something productive with it once I harness it again. Viva La Gemini!
Too much to do, no time, and too many birthdays to deal with as well. What do you get someone who has everything they need, and most of everything they want?
A young goth woman was weaving her bicycle through heavy traffic. She was talking on a cell phone with her left hand and smoking a cigarette with her right. Watching from my Honda, I marveled at how well she maneuvered without the guiding influence of her hands on the handlebars. I stopped next to her at a red light, and was further impressed when she pulled out a candy bar and a small book of poems by Charles Baudelaire. For a minute or so, she smoked, ate, read, and chatted on her phone. Just before the light changed, I leaned out the window and said, "You're not a Gemini, are you?" "Yeah," she replied. "Of course. How did you know?" I knew because not only are you the zodiac's best multitasker, you're also at the very peak of your ability to do five things at once.
Yes, finally! I've been slacking off on this ability of mine, and will do something productive with it once I harness it again. Viva La Gemini!
Too much to do, no time, and too many birthdays to deal with as well. What do you get someone who has everything they need, and most of everything they want?
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jeff_fries:
Nice meeting you at Fern's. Took me forever to realize it's Elisabeth, not Elizabeth.
industrielle:
Hmmm... Is it for a guy or a girl? What about a gift certificate for a massage, a fancy bottle of wine, or if you want to be silly you could have a star named after them... Hook up the details and I'll come up with something more feasible... 