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Friday Apr 22, 2005

Apr 22, 2005
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I've slept the most I think I've ever slept in my entire life during the past week. eeek

Sometimes I feel like I am a boring person, and then other times I think, nah, not a chance.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they look as if they are throwing up gang signs.

P.S. No offense to yo mama, that's just the funniest one I've heard yet. tongue
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designaddict:
I actually sold them for $250, which is $50 more than I bought them for! My boyfriend has much nicer ones and I needed the cash..

Edgar and I dont talk much anymore but i called a while back to wish him a happy birthday and she had issues with it. She wrote me this long email about how shes pregnant and theyre getting married and she feels bad that he dragged me into their whole 'unfinished business' mess because he still wasnt over her while we were together. It definitley brightened my day to say the least.
Apr 22, 2005
prockg:
Ya mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand. tongue
Apr 22, 2005

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