When you get three silly Burlesque girls together (myself included) and a copy of Playgirl magazine, you get hysterics. At least I did. Oh my. Who the fuck ogles those guys? Not meeeeeeee. The guys in that magazine scared me tremendously. 
We cackled for a long time last night...
All in all, it was a good night at The Derby, and I was coerced to perform again. Perhaps this time, I will do so without the aid of 5 drinks, and it's called preparation and I might do some of that, too.
My favorite photographer took way too many pictures last night and I think I actually might have some super good ones to use for the future.
What future is that going to be though? I already feel the effects of lost youth, days long gone due to the chemical haze of many moons past, and just don't feel as vibrant as I used to be, and not as strong either.
Perhaps it's time to get into the best shape of my life. Work out 1.5 hours per day, feel every muscle beneath my skin, be incredibly flexible, have lots of stamina. When I was little, I used to watch horrible scary movies and had made an entire outline as to what I would do if chased by a maniacal killer, other than to hide under the bed.
I was a weird kid. Wait, I still AM weird.
We cackled for a long time last night...
All in all, it was a good night at The Derby, and I was coerced to perform again. Perhaps this time, I will do so without the aid of 5 drinks, and it's called preparation and I might do some of that, too.
My favorite photographer took way too many pictures last night and I think I actually might have some super good ones to use for the future.
What future is that going to be though? I already feel the effects of lost youth, days long gone due to the chemical haze of many moons past, and just don't feel as vibrant as I used to be, and not as strong either.
Perhaps it's time to get into the best shape of my life. Work out 1.5 hours per day, feel every muscle beneath my skin, be incredibly flexible, have lots of stamina. When I was little, I used to watch horrible scary movies and had made an entire outline as to what I would do if chased by a maniacal killer, other than to hide under the bed.
I was a weird kid. Wait, I still AM weird.
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noir:
Ug. I went to a bachelorette party once where there were male strippers. I had to shower I think 4 times afterwards before I could let my skin touch my sheets. We had good laughs, too.
elicit77:
Thank you for the Cigar group pic. 