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Wednesday Nov 30, 2005

Nov 30, 2005
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Fuck.

I need a personal assistant.

I'm almost serious, too. surreal

When did my life become so busy that I've not had time to participate in it? Haha.

Now I'm really that asshole person that you keep calling who really is "too busy". Oh my.

Things to do include the new business venture, product development, reading a TON of books for fun which include Brave New World, and figuring out how I want to "improve" myself physically. I've got options to get things "done" at my advanced age and all. tongue

Hello laser hair removal, for starters....

Would you get anything "done" if the option were presented to you? Why or why not?

In other news, I found two of my cousins on myspace. Those of you that actually know me know that I've not really had contact with any family since 1992 (that's not a typo).

I do have an ulterior motive, though, and I'd like to get some pics of my mom, as it is absurdly ludicrous that I only possess 3 photos of her. Total.

And only in Hollywood....
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perdita:
I would be all over laser hair removal. If I could get anything done. Oh and perhaps my teeth.

I haven't read Brave New World for a while, but I don't remember liking it that much. I still really want to see the movie version with Leonard Nimoy. We watched the movie Demolition Man because it is a sort of strange version of Brave New World. Really!



Dec 1, 2005
oryx:
may i please come and be your assistant? i can live in your closet!
Dec 1, 2005

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