eliott

friday evening i stayed in the wonderful town of nowhere, where apocalypse probably happened a few decades ago without no one realising it...
so i stayed in sedan, and a friend came to visit and we went out in the only decent place "le roy de la biere" or "king of beer" for those who don't speak french. anyway, the pub was full and we had hardly arrived that 2 drunk guys started talking to us, and when we said we were tourists they couldn't believe their eyes, and when we said we were from chalons en champagne "one of the worst towns in france, they found us attractive ans exotic
so we decided to tell everyone how beautiful we found sedan (which is true, some buildings are amazing, and the center is really nice) to help people feel better, but it didn't really work, because they really hate their town... but at least we tried
after the 2 drunk left, we met Jacky who absolutly wanted to dance with us, a 50 or so man who had met de Gaulle when he was a kid and who offered us a beer because we were "so nice and pretty". yeah! i managed to scream "you don't leave baby in a corner" when he invited my friend and she was reluctant to go, so she had too! ha ha!
so we actually had a lot of fun in the city of despair.
when we came home, i forced my friend to look at "emo" music videos so she could see what it was (bullet for my valentine, my chemical romance and 30seconds to mars, which are so interesting visually and which i like to hear at breakfast because i sing on it and it's so lousy i'm so happy) because she didn't, and i also forced her to sing on the "dancing queen" karaoke version on Utube (it's my favourite when i'm drunk).
i can't beleive i tortured the only one who accepted to come in sedan! i'm evil! (praisegod doesn't count because she loves dancing queen)