elijah

i have been cursed... theres like 10 pounds of candy in my house. get it away from me!

friday night was out of control, my costume was a hit. people wanted to pop my bubbles all night long. i made deals: one bubble = one shot. needless to say i was hammered. this one guy loved me, his girlfriend didnt though. haha! i hate when women get like that. dont be a hater. so i went out of my way to pay attention to him just because she was a bitch. you could see the smoke coming out of her ears while he bought me and my friends shots.im so evil.... good times!

my daughter was a geisha girl, my son was the grim reaper.
trick or treating isnt the same as when i was a kid. kids dont really try these days....

some girls pulled up next to us, and told my brother he was hot (he was wearing my playboy bunny ears, cuffs and collar with no shirt) it was hilarious. she wanted him to come over to the car, and i told her he doesnt like fat chicks. she threw an egg and missed, but the guys i was with covered her car with silly string. she was pissed!

WHATEVER. she was chubby, its not like i was making it up....