Kings beat the Mavericks 119-118! Telling the Mavericks "I'm James Brown Biotch!!" and sending them packing back to polluted bug infested Texass. I'm hella stoked. Further more, I saw my new bike that I want, the Schwinn Stingray Check out the TV spot for this badass bikeif you haven't already.
And now for some fun. As I said I would, I will now disseminate some information for the sole purpose of informational insight to promote the expansion of the human brain: Lockpickin! And some Nasty Little Games I play on the Net whilst doing homework.
========Arts of Lockpicking by the Jolly Roger===========
So, you wanna be like James Bond and open a lock in 15 seconds then go to Hollywood because thats the only place you are ever going to do it.
Even experienced locksmiths can spend five to ten minutes on a lock if they are unlucky. If you are wanting extremely quick access, look elsewhere. The following instructions will pertain mostly to the "lock in knob" type lock, since it is the easiest to pick.
First of all, you need a pick set. If yo know a locksmith unwilling to supply a set don't give up hope. I t is possible to make your own if you have access to a grinder (you can use a file but it takes forever).
The thing you need is an allen wrench set (very small). These should be small enough to fit into the keyhole slot. Now, bend the long end of th eallen wrench at a slight angle (not 90 degrees). Now, take your pick to a grinder or a file, and smooth the end until it is rounded so it won't hang inside the lock. Test your tool out on doorknobs at your house to see if it will slide in and out smoothly. Now, this is where screwdriver comes in. It must be small enough for it and your pick to be used in the same lock at the same time, one above the other.
The object is to press the pin up so that the space between the up er pin and the lower pin is level with the cylinder wall. Now, if you push a pin up, its's tendency is to fall back down right? That is where the screwdriver comes in. Insert the screwdriver inot the slot and turn. This tension will keep the "solved" pins from falling back down. Now, work from the back of the lock to the front and when you are through there will be a CLICK, the screwdriver will turn freely and the door will open!!
Do not get discouraged on your first try! It will probably take you about twenty to thirty minutes you first time. After that, you will quickly improve with practice. Woo Hoo!
=============Nasty Lil Games=====================
ubber Bandit Game, shoot your co-workers with rubba bands!!
SWON (tron game, you remember Tron!!!)(need macormedia player, is free)
MoonFlip(smack the penguin) My best score was 305 feet.
Coors Light BasketballI just entered in some fake ass UPC code.
Old Skool the Movie: Frank the Tank's Streak-O-Matic I love this guy!!!
I hope everyone has a nice day.
And now for some fun. As I said I would, I will now disseminate some information for the sole purpose of informational insight to promote the expansion of the human brain: Lockpickin! And some Nasty Little Games I play on the Net whilst doing homework.
========Arts of Lockpicking by the Jolly Roger===========
So, you wanna be like James Bond and open a lock in 15 seconds then go to Hollywood because thats the only place you are ever going to do it.
Even experienced locksmiths can spend five to ten minutes on a lock if they are unlucky. If you are wanting extremely quick access, look elsewhere. The following instructions will pertain mostly to the "lock in knob" type lock, since it is the easiest to pick.
First of all, you need a pick set. If yo know a locksmith unwilling to supply a set don't give up hope. I t is possible to make your own if you have access to a grinder (you can use a file but it takes forever).
The thing you need is an allen wrench set (very small). These should be small enough to fit into the keyhole slot. Now, bend the long end of th eallen wrench at a slight angle (not 90 degrees). Now, take your pick to a grinder or a file, and smooth the end until it is rounded so it won't hang inside the lock. Test your tool out on doorknobs at your house to see if it will slide in and out smoothly. Now, this is where screwdriver comes in. It must be small enough for it and your pick to be used in the same lock at the same time, one above the other.
The object is to press the pin up so that the space between the up er pin and the lower pin is level with the cylinder wall. Now, if you push a pin up, its's tendency is to fall back down right? That is where the screwdriver comes in. Insert the screwdriver inot the slot and turn. This tension will keep the "solved" pins from falling back down. Now, work from the back of the lock to the front and when you are through there will be a CLICK, the screwdriver will turn freely and the door will open!!
Do not get discouraged on your first try! It will probably take you about twenty to thirty minutes you first time. After that, you will quickly improve with practice. Woo Hoo!
=============Nasty Lil Games=====================
ubber Bandit Game, shoot your co-workers with rubba bands!!
SWON (tron game, you remember Tron!!!)(need macormedia player, is free)
MoonFlip(smack the penguin) My best score was 305 feet.
Coors Light BasketballI just entered in some fake ass UPC code.
Old Skool the Movie: Frank the Tank's Streak-O-Matic I love this guy!!!
I hope everyone has a nice day.
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