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Last week I achieved Nirvana; in the end it was as simple as a repetitive rhythm under a blasting sun. In the sweat and the heat I came to a perfect understanding, liberated from the demands of possessions, freed of stability, gifted with a voice that spoke clearly and readily and a heart that loved all freely. I was Dyke Jesus fucking the Magalena on Siddhartha's couch.

Then I saw my mother and I came crashing back down to earth. Lost everything except the tantric orgasm[1].

This is the way the world turns.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
It's a neat trick once you figure it out, but it's no more preternatural than forcing the ache of a stubbed toe from your consciousness or ignoring an itch.

VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
e1e:
now my wife has met you...we must hang next time biggrin
Jan 27, 2008
cleverthings:
Seriously, wtf?

In other news, hilarity over the weekend... plus, Suzanne Vega for the SUPER SUPER BRILLIANT WIN OF AWESOMENESS!!!!! smile smile

*hugs*
Jan 28, 2008

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