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What a weird assed day. I woke up hung over from deciding for a change to drink too much.

I ranted about someone pulling the rug out from under my feet for like an hour on a cell... Too much of that lately.
So now I'm fluxuating between depression, being insanely horny, and laughing @ the ridiculousness of it all.

It could be a joke...
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paleenchantress:
thankies for the b-day wish darling ! kiss blush
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And in more impossible to believe news.....

She turned down millions of dollars. When asked, her kidnapper said:

"He's spent the last 10 months building her an empire. It's just not right".

She agreed with him.

By the way. They call me "Officer Talker".


whatever
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Something's wrong w/ everything...

So, today @ the store a rabbit had babies. Four in fact. Sadly, two were stillborn. We think it might be because the male rabbit kept jumping her.

Unfortunately, people kept coming in the store, gawking @ her while she was in labour. & complaining about the dead babies.

Leave her alone, she's in labor.She doesn't need you messing w/...
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_faithless_:
Will you live in my pocket so I may carry you around all day? robot
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I'm very upset today.
I found out my girlfriend is having an affair.
W/ her husband.

wink

Some very cute girls came to the store yesterday. They were working on a film & wanted to get some shots of a bunny. It was amusing. Between watching the actress change wardrobe on the street, & the bunny ears she ended up wearing, I was quite bemused.

The...
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song:
"we all have something to lose" I love that
paleenchantress:
thank you darling ~ you are a sweetheart ! blush kiss
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So, I was listening to "Heroes" by Bowie, & reading an article about the recent bombings in London....
Some subjects you just can't broach. I remember reading in "Psychic Self Defense" that Dion Fortune had published an article in a periodical called "The Truth", & had offended someone. That someone attempted to murder her. Apparently. this person thought the article was about them, when in...
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song:
clever. hmmmmmmmmmmmm reading ideas.
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Know Smoking....

So, two nights ago, LI went on a date. We had had a nice time, ate some good food, caught some good edu-tainment, & decided to have.....

SEX........ shocked


So, we had sex. It was pretty good. Quite good. NOT the best ever, but good.

afterwards, We decided to light up, & have some pillow talk.

I was all ears... (& some mouth, tho'...
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song:
No dating just means not dating the stupid boys that surround me........besides that dating is just dandy wink oh and congrats on the sex.
song:
i just listened for it........
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Why did the lemming marry the howler monkey?

Fucked IF I KNOW..

(Dancing girl head explosion!!)

SOIL YOURSELF

it's the hottest game in town

viscera?!? I'll put a CAP in yer ASS!!!

One final ?.

Is that like a BUTT PLUG?

All us Boston kids NEED TO KNOW...

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song:
Not dating ! Free as a bird soaring over skies and lakes. I will eventually soar over you too.
song:
oh and i changed from moontide kiss
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Do we need
to go thru this again?!

1: Why did the Republicans win the election?

Because they have a Colon.

2: Why is America BROKE?

We're getting nickeled & dimed to death.

3: What candy was designed for war?

Eminems.


Runt.


Got a Basketball Jones......


In other news,

I went on a date last night.
We laughed & joked so much I almost wet...
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goblinboots:


(laughing Raptor)

[Edited on Jul 12, 2005 8:52PM]
goblinboots:
Humping....? Tickling....?! EEEEEEEWWW!!


[Edited on Jul 13, 2005 8:54PM]
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I'm lazy
you crazy girl
stay by my side.
I'm scheduled
need someone
in whom
you'll confide
no no now...
Life's still a dream
Your love's amazing
amazing
Since I've found you
my life's a roll
go go go
& it's amazing.
AMAZING...


(An old Tin Machine song, as if......)

smile
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So.

I got soaked all last week. It sucked> I was miserable & happy.

Something else weird happened but I remembered to forget it.

Yesterday @ dinner, we talked about something that's been following me around.

The pubic hair on the coke.

Then a parrot came, & it said "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".

Then I saw the world's...
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