Weird.
I saw a seventy year old pimp w/ a seventy year old hooker. @ least it seems that way. He's the guy who thinks he's Scorpius...
I sat by the riiver drinking a forty, realising how beautiful Boston is. It looks kinda ugly when you drive into town from outta town, but if you hang by certain parts of the Charles River, it can...
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I saw a seventy year old pimp w/ a seventy year old hooker. @ least it seems that way. He's the guy who thinks he's Scorpius...
I sat by the riiver drinking a forty, realising how beautiful Boston is. It looks kinda ugly when you drive into town from outta town, but if you hang by certain parts of the Charles River, it can...
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song:
meow 
song:
you can chair my kitty ass
OMG!!
No complaints! Wow!
After last night I was expecting 50 hate letters.
People got the joke in my last journ entry!
Black people in town were calling me a racist for it last night, I even got kicked out of a store for it....
I'm like....."Do you KNOW me? Do you know who my friends are? Do you know my family? Do you know...
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No complaints! Wow!
After last night I was expecting 50 hate letters.
People got the joke in my last journ entry!
Black people in town were calling me a racist for it last night, I even got kicked out of a store for it....
I'm like....."Do you KNOW me? Do you know who my friends are? Do you know my family? Do you know...
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goblinboots:
Heh...You could hide out in Montnana, you fugitive! NO ONE would find you here.....unless you were a skeleton.
<<How in the hell are you, boneboy?>>
I've just been laying low. I moved to a new house and I've been back and forth to WA the last three weekends. Not a whole lot of time at the computer. Did you hear about the recently discovered T-rex soft tissue? Craziness.
<<How in the hell are you, boneboy?>>
I've just been laying low. I moved to a new house and I've been back and forth to WA the last three weekends. Not a whole lot of time at the computer. Did you hear about the recently discovered T-rex soft tissue? Craziness.
riley:
yo.... i'd love to get in on that photoshoot deal.
So, there I was, all trying to get me some somethin' somethin', after the DOMESTIC VIOLENCE drove inta my living room & broke my damn house,, and I'm all set up, invited to the libary to use the net, & find me some jobs, get a little some such to get myself ahead... grab me some cans to get me some dinner....
& then this...
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& then this...
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paleenchantress:
hi darling ~ im still alive..just very itchy !
Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will be done
On Earth, as it is in Heaven
Give us this day
Our daily Bread
& forgive our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us;
& lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Evil
Amen
Thank you,
"Thank you Abacus" .... W???
Hail Mary,...
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Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Kingdom Come, Thy Will be done
On Earth, as it is in Heaven
Give us this day
Our daily Bread
& forgive our trespasses,
as we forgive those
who trespass against us;
& lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Evil
Amen
Thank you,
"Thank you Abacus" .... W???
Hail Mary,...
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gasmaskboy:
I dunno we'll chill some time randomly I'm sure.
I'm really bad with plans... and have been ultra busy lately...
and still have some stuff tot ake care of... plus needing to find a job...
makes a boy silly...
but sometime yes.
8 D
I'm really bad with plans... and have been ultra busy lately...
and still have some stuff tot ake care of... plus needing to find a job...
makes a boy silly...
but sometime yes.
8 D
bluechild:
huh!? 
I slept most of yesterday.
It mellowed me out some.
It got cool after the rain, during which I played the piano. It was nice.
When I got up this morning I'd noticed that I'd enjoyed the cool. I noticed that I want to crawl into bed with someone & cuddle up & do lots & lots of pleasant intimate things for.... well... the next...
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It mellowed me out some.
It got cool after the rain, during which I played the piano. It was nice.
When I got up this morning I'd noticed that I'd enjoyed the cool. I noticed that I want to crawl into bed with someone & cuddle up & do lots & lots of pleasant intimate things for.... well... the next...
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song:
Elf i thought of you when laying in the grass today. If i can figure sound bites etc. i will sing for you. I may even spend some time in your cage. . . . i'm sure shera will come to you one day . . . . - moon 
song:
if you go to my page there's a hideous pic of me after a night out - i really do look 100 times better that this...promise
Well, more fascinating tales from the Crypt(ic).....
Last night, Au bon pain.... was cornered by the restrooms trying to get a seat where I could plug in & write.
Blocked by a middle aged guy w/ a bloat, a beatle haircut, a must-ache, and a penchant for unconsciousness.
Unconscious
Rocking
Swaying
Swaying
Rocking Muttering
Swaying
Muttering
Blablabwalablawalabla
Swaying....
suddenly...
he bursts out of his sleep,...
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Last night, Au bon pain.... was cornered by the restrooms trying to get a seat where I could plug in & write.
Blocked by a middle aged guy w/ a bloat, a beatle haircut, a must-ache, and a penchant for unconsciousness.
Unconscious
Rocking
Swaying
Swaying
Rocking Muttering
Swaying
Muttering
Blablabwalablawalabla
Swaying....
suddenly...
he bursts out of his sleep,...
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missd:
My mother was a concubine...a harlot....a whore. Ahhh and how we loves her!
Actually my mother is a very soft, sweet, selfless (and yet frustrating) individual.
I see you are now staring down upon my unworthy scrawl...ahhh....I got nothing! es Elfin one
Actually my mother is a very soft, sweet, selfless (and yet frustrating) individual.
I see you are now staring down upon my unworthy scrawl...ahhh....I got nothing!
es Elfin one
stardust_:
My mum and I walked past a dildo shop the other day.. She pointed at them and started to giggle in such a girlish way.
You've gotta love her!
I gave her a big hug.
Do I see what you're saying? I'm a dumb European. I dunno shit.
love ya!
You've gotta love her!
I gave her a big hug.
Do I see what you're saying? I'm a dumb European. I dunno shit.
love ya!
I found this totally rad Vietnam Era Helmet last night.
It's fuggin' heavy. Weighs like ten lbs. Solid steel. You could shoot me in the head & I'd live. Cool, huh?
Which SG wants to pose w/ it on? MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Here I go again w/ the so much shit going on I dunno where to begin.....
Why are all the girls looking so good this...
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It's fuggin' heavy. Weighs like ten lbs. Solid steel. You could shoot me in the head & I'd live. Cool, huh?
Which SG wants to pose w/ it on? MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Here I go again w/ the so much shit going on I dunno where to begin.....
Why are all the girls looking so good this...
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kizmet:
muwaaah!
muwaaah!
kizmet:
he hee...yeh thats my (i'm a bit to drunk to sit up.....so i'll just take pictures of my thighs instead) look...
Well, some young lady called my a chronic masturbator. I told her I needed help w/ it. It's true. I do need help w/ that.
I saw my friend John, he was rushing around because he was @ work. He's supposed to be on the phone 70% of his workday, & he was trying to get his coffee in the allotted time. He asked me...
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I saw my friend John, he was rushing around because he was @ work. He's supposed to be on the phone 70% of his workday, & he was trying to get his coffee in the allotted time. He asked me...
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song:
elf, i'm back and you're still here, o how i feared you pack up and take flight due to some Boston or internet upheavel . . . . your life o so wild and free. Orgasming personifies that - it's you spreading your wings - or your legs however you look at it. - moon
- moon
magenta:
lol.. thanks for the offer 
but i have a boy to abuse already 
heh. Yeah i know it will take a couple of months to go up, but it will be well worth the wait
but i have a boy to abuse already heh. Yeah i know it will take a couple of months to go up, but it will be well worth the wait Quiet day today. None of my bookmarks have written anything in like two days. They must be out enjoying the weather.
Like they have a life... Geez!!!
I was doing what has become my typical carousing of late today, having a ball, chatting to people in social (or horny) moods, enjoying coffee, good food, company.
I wached tv for the first time in a month...
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Like they have a life... Geez!!!
I was doing what has become my typical carousing of late today, having a ball, chatting to people in social (or horny) moods, enjoying coffee, good food, company.
I wached tv for the first time in a month...
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paleenchantress:
's for you elfboy !
's for you elfboy !
snottlebocket:
eh hi elfboy 
So, I'm remembering this young lady I once met. She had a friend introduce me, and within a few moments, we were "Hooking up". I was the 'beneficiary'. It was sweet. NICE. She was gentle, tender, kind, a little aggressive, (chewed...mmmm) an exceedly generous. After a couple of hours, I attempted to recipricate, as I was so ON.
She refused. She absolutely refused to...
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She refused. She absolutely refused to...
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