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elfboy

Somewhere over there. I'm in Boston

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Monday Oct 03, 2005

Oct 3, 2005
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Another Dead Soldier

So, the old lady died of Shock
when the nude model came to Art Class.
Her departing words were:
"Wanker"
Her ghost returned,
only to possess the children though,
saying, "Hurry now children, pray to the Lingum Statue,
then off to work with you
@ the Nike Factory,
to make shoes for the poor N'gro children!
& careful, now, children,
That man looks suspiciously healthy & normal!!"

And this is, believe it or not,
what had happened.

Happy Fucked Up Social Workers & Security Moms Week.







& don't forget to go to myspace to check on the progress of Al Gore's colon.


VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
song:
my dear elf, i am never suggestive whatever
Oct 9, 2005
goblinboots:
Where's Elfboy? Somewhere between here and Myspace........don't let your twin brother beat up on you too hard. wink
Oct 11, 2005

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