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Thursday Sep 01, 2005

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Well. In Today's News...

Elfboy's Day Is Weird.

Ok. So it begins with me getting heisted for my coffee money before breakfast. Then some wandering around, where some girls said:
"They would have slept w/ him"...&
"So he walked away".....

For Christ's sake, if "they" are talking about a specific individual, & "they" all would have slept w/ "him", why in the hell DIDN'T they? HUH??! Or @ very least a few of them....

"They" can't sleep w/ "him" By Themselves, now can "they"?

Why that's just SILLY!!!! Stop being SILLY and go SEX THE GUY UP, RIGHT NOW!!!

Plus... if "he" (the mysterious "he") had to go somewhere, or wanted to play "hide & seek", what's the point of MAKING IT AN ISSUE??

For goodness sake (this is me not swearing from frustration from the ridiculousness of it all)... maybe if you hadn't made it a BIG ISSUE, the "she's" might have been happy to see him again, instead of completely embarassed. SILLY.

Thanks for clamming them up, bratface. GEESH. Trying to make a few clam now, are we?

Then @ the pet store, some guy walked up to "him" & said "She" wants her answer. "He" said:

"I assumed by the fact that she was dating somebody else, that she wanted to date SOMEBODY ELSE".

This made perfect sense to me.

But then again, I'm A GUY.

Now, before you start to laugh, & I know you are. I am. Bare in mind that there is a reason I've been called "Spock" since I was 12 years old...

Logic would dictate these very valid points be true, yes?

Then, I sat down w/ my "bud" wink @ the pet store & did a bit of accounting.

Low estimate, I found over $5000.00 worth of goods on the streets of Boston in the past month> LOW ESTIMATE.

Most of it got stolen before I could get it to market. (Probably by demented SEX DEMONS)...... (They hate workaholics, even though they PRODUCE THEM)......

Just thought I should mention these things....

whatever le *sigh*.....


<3s & kiss es to all!!!!



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Thank you for your words my dearest elf ! There are more pictures up now as well.
Sep 1, 2005

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