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Tuesday Aug 16, 2005

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Mama said I wiz a bad boy....

Den do me Daddy said I was a joik ov.

65 years later, dialysis boy flies an airplane into a...

I know, I know. You already figured it out. I just couldn't resist....

More Strange Strangeness from Strangeville.


More underheard conversations.

"Just because you put all the jews in the gas chamber doesn't mean you're not a...

(SOUND of the Burp Heard Round the World,)

Suddenly the Cam Davis Chorus spontaniously breaks into the "Freudian Slip" mix of:

The "I Was Not a Nazi Polka"...

Ten years later, the old hold outs realise it's time to stop kicking the dead horse for BLOOD MONEY.

DO!!!! they've all seen "Dog Day Afternoon"!!! & the Prince Beggar Bhuddha News!! Quick, let's "switch sides" too!!!

DUH END.


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Hey there. I've got the worst farmers tan in history!! See what happens when I leave the basement? AAAAARRRG!! Blasted daylight. why cant there be night time dino excavations?
Aug 16, 2005

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