elfboy

The Idiot's Guide to Tourism:

So, last night a buch of my friends & I were sitting around having a meaningful conversation about The New Testiment. My "dear brother" walked in half-way through our philosophical converse & said:

"How the fuck can you be so goddamn stupid"?
Me: "Huh"?
Him: "It's been over 2000 years, & people still haven't figured it out".
Me: "What"?
Him: It was a Holy Week. People came from hundreds & hundreds of miles on donkeys to party & sell shit".
Us: "........?"
Him: Oh, for fuck's sake! How do you get the tourists to stay an extra week"?
Us: ".......?"
Him: (Groan) "BUST JESUS".

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From the Gospel According to Mary Magdaline

(Shortly after Jesus' Death & Ascention)

St. Peter: (to Mary)... how could Our Lord POSSIBLY have loved YOU more than he loved US"?



Addendum:


"Something is definitely wrong when the Lesbians ban "Clan of the Cavebear" from the girl's library". Unquote.

hehehe.