elfboy

Well, Shera apparently started a group or like fan club or something on myspace.

So what.

She suggested people join, but I didn't wanna. However, my twin likes her enough to do it. (I call him "the afterbirth")...

So, since you're obviously bored:

Go here for a link to Shera's fanclub thingy.

& I'll tell you more stuff about my exciting life later...


It is now later.

I am back down to Earth.

Conversations I imaged I overheard:

Girl: So we marry..
Guy: You mean?...
Girl: We don't tend to think in terms of nabbing a fuck buddy. We don't "date"...
Guy: No FUCK BUDDIES?
Girl: No dating.
Guy: Well hurry up & FUCK ME!
Girl: ?
Guy: So you own me!
Girl: ?
Guy: (frustrated, yet amused) The sooner you FUCK ME, the sooner I go into the "Personal Stuff" file, & not in the "Random Stuff just lying around File"....
Girl:...
Girl suddenly jumps on guy in a public place & Fucks Him until he's a puddle of oil on the ground.

A happy Puddle of Oil. A very happy Puddle of Oil.


In other news:

I found out that the most recent addition to my coven was upset w/ me. A year or two ago I asked her to hang out & talk about Indian stuff w/ me, as I didn't get to do it as often as I'd like.

You know, hang out & be racists together.

She didn't want to do it. Someone might think badly of her. So, she joined my Coven. It's a good thing. Yeah.

You know, you White People really ARE funny.

But I love you anyway. Every single last one of you. <kidding.