elfboy

Okay. Yes. I know this is my third update today.
Okay.

But it has to be done.

We need to go over this again., girls.

Guys are stupid. I repeat Guys are stupid.

When it comes to anything emotional, Guys are complete morons. It is important to remember this @ all times.

When it comes to getting a guy, only one of two things work.

1: Scoop his brains out, & put a firecracker up his ass. Light it, then stand in front of him.
(This only works w/ non nerds & people who don't have histories of close females in their lives having been abused in their background. I AM BOTH)...

2: Spell it out. Draw a diagram. Go over it three times, in triplicate.
Go over the fact that you went over it, & understands that you went over it with him. In triplicate. Make sure he understands that he has just agreed to knowing he understands what you just went over, & has agreed to understanding this.

Then, do it again.

Repeat steps one & two.

If he's a jerk to you for having gone through all of this for him, & makes fun of you, you don't want to date him anyway.

Otherwise, guys will just look @ you like your from Venus.
Which you are.

This is what a guy hears when you try to teach him your beautiful & mysterious code language: (or what guys call gibberish):

laffjnmernGBKGJKhffxmim,toiujmqcp,tmjNCMI6MQYLKKDKJakmtmmrmiimLTTYPIT7,90 MRLMJEBFEMKYHY,MJ3hnyo,krk,,koK,O kjkjrrikjan;mvjmm;jepop,vuguok,yio6p98198 dfkkff zk,,,cxo;myoei,opmgwimc,oioijmgvk,prrtkd,o;kg,ktk,o.??

or this:

blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla......

After having been chased about by an angry mob of women for the last week, I felt it was high time to make this clear, once more.

Also, SOMETIMES WOMAN AREN"T YOUR FRIEND.

This is a fact. No matter how nice or how friendly you are w/ them. It is simply a fact.

A high percentage of violent vicious crime against woman is perpetrated BY WOMAN, especially if the victim is considered YOUNGER & PRETTIER by the perp.

Okay?

Me loves ya. (& yes, I'm a flirt... You've been warned.)

& remember

GUYS ARE STUPID.




Guys are Stupid, Part 2

First of, it's not today, it's tomorrow, which is actually today, but not yesterday.

Still with me?

Okay. More GUYS ARE STUPID. These are VERY IMPORTANT things to know, ladies.

First off, GUYS ARE STUPID. Most guys, if horny enough, will shoot their own Mother in the head point-blank, while naked & grinning if they think it'll get them laid. They will kill innocent people. Crucify kittens, if they THINK it'll get 'em laid.

Before you go get any crazy ideas, you should realise:

THIS IS A BAD THING.

A 50 year old junky whose been divorced 3 times, hospitalised by her ex-husband twice, arrested, bankrupted by her present husband for spending all of her money on Hillbilly Heroin instead of paying her rent told me:

"When I was a little girl, Nanna told me I could get a guy to do anything if I looked @ him the right way".

Her Grandmother & her thirteenth husband drank themselves to Death.

THIS IS A BAD THING.

Guys who'll do anything for their girl usually end up in therapy. jail, drunks, self destruct or die too young. Their wives don't usually end up much better off, & usually end up raising their children alone.

This too is a bad thing

Guys who will DO ANYTHING should be run away from like a blight. You should be aware of this. If he can't say "No" to you, you're probably BOTH USELESS.


This is also a bad thing.

Getting a guy who'll DO ANYTHING is not power, it is self destruction. You should be aware of this. No amount of $ power or wealth can change this fact.

I just figured I should add this to yesterday's journal.

& REMEMBER:

GUYS ARE STUPID.