elfboy

Something's wrong w/ everything...

So, today @ the store a rabbit had babies. Four in fact. Sadly, two were stillborn. We think it might be because the male rabbit kept jumping her.

Unfortunately, people kept coming in the store, gawking @ her while she was in labour. & complaining about the dead babies.

Leave her alone, she's in labor.She doesn't need you messing w/ her, bein' all up in her face.

Of course these kind ladies would not desist until asked to leave.
You know the type. Something's wrong w/ everything.

Except them.

"Hand me the gun", I'd said. (I was kidding).

It was gonna be me or her. & it sure wasn't going to be me.

I had this powerful urge to rip a girl's clothes off afterward. I do NOT know why....

..... & watch synchronised swimming.

or have a seizure.

but NOT shoot myself....

I understand that the young lady's boyfriend is going to be a doctor.

Well, that figures...

You know, frump & slut have the same root word. Just thought I'd mention that.

Oh well. It was good for a good long laugh; that is, once we got RID OF HER.



I need a drink.


BTW--

My former boss calls me:
Jesus in the day,
Satan @ night.

I don't know why, but I do know he misses me...

BTW2-

What is cake?
Or champagne, for that matter? Just wondering...