elfboy

Do we need
to go thru this again?!

1: Why did the Republicans win the election?

Because they have a Colon.

2: Why is America BROKE?

We're getting nickeled & dimed to death.

3: What candy was designed for war?

Eminems.


Runt.


Got a Basketball Jones......


In other news,

I went on a date last night.
We laughed & joked so much I almost wet myself.
Then she said she had to go,
so I bowed my head
with a deadpan expression
& said Okay.

She told me she had gone to the ladies room,
& the towel guy turned out to be a gangster.
All of his "friends" had taken over the stalls
& were renting bedpans
@ $5. a Pop.

These things happen all the time.
I just never realised it.

Tip your hat to that Lady, boy!!!




I still can't believe that one of the biggest movies of the 21st century (X Men 2) is a Potty Training movie.

Jesus Fucking Christ.


Addendum

Picture this....

Dancing Girls
Dancing Girls
Girls Dancing
Girls Dancing
Girls Dancing
Dancing Girls
Heads Explode.....

BOOM!

What DO you call an exploding Dancing Girl?

Art-hillary....


Enough now, Elfboy!! You've made your point! Off w/ you!!!




Addendum, Wednesday

I was gonna update, but it was just gonna be another song that was running through my head all morning. Maybe I'll hold off for a while...

BUT.... I'll give you Magic People a hint. The initials are L.A.

....or maybe I won't.....

: P