elfboy

So.

I got soaked all last week. It sucked> I was miserable & happy.

Something else weird happened but I remembered to forget it.

Yesterday @ dinner, we talked about something that's been following me around.

The pubic hair on the coke.

Then a parrot came, & it said "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush".

Then I saw the world's largest tumbleweed. An entire town's economy was based on the tumbleweed, a great tourist attraction, I'm sure, but....

It doesn't speak well to progress.

Especially, as my new Asian friend said:" She was in the wrong business". Yep. Mentoring can really suck sometimes.

Then, this morning, a giant red air spirit landed on me in my sleep, & my cigarette smoke jumped up my nose, making me cough. I went back to nap, & dreamt I saw a mondo tumbleweed roll away. Finally. It made me laugh. I'm still laughing.

I think I'll plant my new shrub in front of my business.



Hey. Wait. Did you just ask me on a date?





P.S. I like my new blow dryer. It's so 80's. Thanks!