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elfboy

Somewhere over there. I'm in Boston

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Tuesday Jul 05, 2005

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What did the teenage boy say to Hugh Heffner?

"I got laid".

Okay. That being said....

Now, next in line...

Why did Michael Jordan join The White Sox?

To get to first base.

Why did Michael Jordan go to first base?

To get to second.

Da End...


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Addendum:

1: Shera's blow up dolls.

2: On a different note....Stormy's comments.....
(see Elfboy, 07/04)..... not me, silly, the NEW STORMY PRODUCT!!!

Addendum to the addendum: What's all the talk about 1st Amendment rights lately?......


"What is the first amendment"? he asked..

"You can't say that!", she answered.

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