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elfboy

Somewhere over there. I'm in Boston

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Friday Jun 17, 2005

Jun 17, 2005
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Well.
Thanks to the irrepressible, delightful, endearing, lovable & amusing Stormy, I was entertained thoroughly again yesterday.

Upon her suggestion, I went & had myself "price checked".

On the Human Market, I am worth a minimum of:

$2,212,590.oo, (But I'm not for sale. Nixon Shera already own me. I'm a joint property. biggrin

I haven't even checked my "Face Value" or done a skills Resume. (I'm hearing old recordings in my head of Slave Auctions.... "& this household servant can cook, clean....")

So:

I CAN cook. Technically, I am a chef.
I'm an artist. Traditional, Commercial & Digital...
I caan operate just about any camera... ; )
I'm a fairly skilled carpenter & architect.
& metal-worker....
I have retail skills....
I can do landscaping.
I CANNOT dance nearly as well as Stormy....yet.
I can sing & play instruments. (But not @ the same time)...
I can endure someone going through withdrawal.
I am an herbalist & healer.....
I can act.
I can teach (hehehe... Lemme show ya' something)..
I can use a calculator.
I can chop wood.
I can smoke.
& I can drink.
I can do any dialect.
I can do amazing fundraising work & scripting... all those year of work w/ non-profits & charitittys..
(This is starting to sound like my acting resume)....
I can entertain myself for hours on end...
...all this, & much much more



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