So...what has happened since the procurement of my recent ailment, you ask?
Well, first off, it's not recent. It's been a long time coming, metaphorically, methinks. Anywhoo, the Desitin worked wonders, & I didn't even have to bother w/ the "Pharmacy"....
I met a new girlfriend. I was walking around BU, & I'd noticed that one of those public waste barrels with the over sized top had had it's lid removed. So, of course, I could not resist. I approached the can, and noticed some oversized boxes, for a street disposal unit....
So, once more, I could not resist. I pulled them out for examination.
It's where I found my new girlfriend. Her name is Kobe Tai, & she's Asian. Beautiful package. Inside the package, better still.
A pliable, rubbery ass, complete w/ tight anus & vagina.
Yes. Now, I'm being literal. It literally was a spongy rubber ass with an anus, vagina, a bottle of lube, & some powder.
I found it w/ several empty boxes of restraints. It was virginally, vaginally, & of course, anally pristine, clean & untouched.
But the restraints were gone..... Hmmmm.
I took it with me. I figured some of my friends would get a huge kick out of it. I certainly did. (Though I must admit, I was somewhat tempted.....) {Ew}..... It was masterfully crafted, I must say.
If it's still where I stashed it next I go there, I plan to put it in a frame & hang it up, mayhaps as a centerpiece.
(As far as I know, it's still a virgin.....)
The person with the restraints, I won't hazard a guess.
On a more serious note, I received a call from my Father that my Mother was hospitalised & released, & is now receiving hospice care. (Translation, will die very, very soon), so I'm going to need to visit her pretty much ASAP, maybe tomorrow if I can work it out.... They're about 9 or 10 hours frrom here...
For those of you who don't know, she was told almost two years ago that she had a year to live. It's been a long two years. I'm glad she got the additional time to enjoy what she loves....
Damn. What a winter. Averaging about a death per month in my immediate circle....
Whew....
So. I went out to get drunk for obvious reasons, which I did, partially, & met this guy. He seemed all right, we talked about Death, motorcycles, religion, & pot.
Then he brought me some... (What the hell. As an initiate, I realise one of the best things you can do as a guide or friend for a person who's passing is to be positive & surround them w/ love & happiness. Peace. That way their soul won't become bewildered & go in the wrong direction....)
"Leave thru the top of your head, & look for the light"....
I shan't get into the directions for getting one's self reincarnated just now. Read a book. There's plenty on the subject..
It was some wild weed.... One puff & I was hallucinating. Now I been smoking for YEARS, & I never had shit like this. If it wasn't for him calling my name & passing it, his mysterious hand reaching round the corner; I think I'd still be off in happy, happy land looking @ the dancing colours...
It's supposedly some newly developed strain.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a total stoner. Haven't bought it in ages, but if it's there, & I'm in the mood, sure. I used to smoke daily, but no longer, as it's too expensive, & the political nonsense & gameplaying is a complete waste of time. If I wanted to play the lots, I'd buy a ticket, or go to Los Vegas....
Maybe I was just tired, & suggestion worked, but that was some serious shit. Coming out of the trip was easy, too. It took like 15 seconds, & you're completely back in reality until the next hit.... unlike other drugs that take many hours, or even days to "get real"....
I'm having lots of wonderful memories about my Mom, & it's cool. She is & always has been an amazing woman.
Well, I go on, & now, I will go off. You've glimpsed into my zany & bizarre & strange world enough for now.... Time to float more treasured memories down the Charles......
Kobe Tai.... hehehe
: l *
Well, first off, it's not recent. It's been a long time coming, metaphorically, methinks. Anywhoo, the Desitin worked wonders, & I didn't even have to bother w/ the "Pharmacy"....
I met a new girlfriend. I was walking around BU, & I'd noticed that one of those public waste barrels with the over sized top had had it's lid removed. So, of course, I could not resist. I approached the can, and noticed some oversized boxes, for a street disposal unit....
So, once more, I could not resist. I pulled them out for examination.
It's where I found my new girlfriend. Her name is Kobe Tai, & she's Asian. Beautiful package. Inside the package, better still.
A pliable, rubbery ass, complete w/ tight anus & vagina.
Yes. Now, I'm being literal. It literally was a spongy rubber ass with an anus, vagina, a bottle of lube, & some powder.
I found it w/ several empty boxes of restraints. It was virginally, vaginally, & of course, anally pristine, clean & untouched.
But the restraints were gone..... Hmmmm.
I took it with me. I figured some of my friends would get a huge kick out of it. I certainly did. (Though I must admit, I was somewhat tempted.....) {Ew}..... It was masterfully crafted, I must say.
If it's still where I stashed it next I go there, I plan to put it in a frame & hang it up, mayhaps as a centerpiece.
(As far as I know, it's still a virgin.....)
The person with the restraints, I won't hazard a guess.
On a more serious note, I received a call from my Father that my Mother was hospitalised & released, & is now receiving hospice care. (Translation, will die very, very soon), so I'm going to need to visit her pretty much ASAP, maybe tomorrow if I can work it out.... They're about 9 or 10 hours frrom here...
For those of you who don't know, she was told almost two years ago that she had a year to live. It's been a long two years. I'm glad she got the additional time to enjoy what she loves....
Damn. What a winter. Averaging about a death per month in my immediate circle....
Whew....
So. I went out to get drunk for obvious reasons, which I did, partially, & met this guy. He seemed all right, we talked about Death, motorcycles, religion, & pot.
Then he brought me some... (What the hell. As an initiate, I realise one of the best things you can do as a guide or friend for a person who's passing is to be positive & surround them w/ love & happiness. Peace. That way their soul won't become bewildered & go in the wrong direction....)
"Leave thru the top of your head, & look for the light"....
I shan't get into the directions for getting one's self reincarnated just now. Read a book. There's plenty on the subject..
It was some wild weed.... One puff & I was hallucinating. Now I been smoking for YEARS, & I never had shit like this. If it wasn't for him calling my name & passing it, his mysterious hand reaching round the corner; I think I'd still be off in happy, happy land looking @ the dancing colours...
It's supposedly some newly developed strain.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not a total stoner. Haven't bought it in ages, but if it's there, & I'm in the mood, sure. I used to smoke daily, but no longer, as it's too expensive, & the political nonsense & gameplaying is a complete waste of time. If I wanted to play the lots, I'd buy a ticket, or go to Los Vegas....
Maybe I was just tired, & suggestion worked, but that was some serious shit. Coming out of the trip was easy, too. It took like 15 seconds, & you're completely back in reality until the next hit.... unlike other drugs that take many hours, or even days to "get real"....
I'm having lots of wonderful memories about my Mom, & it's cool. She is & always has been an amazing woman.
Well, I go on, & now, I will go off. You've glimpsed into my zany & bizarre & strange world enough for now.... Time to float more treasured memories down the Charles......
Kobe Tai.... hehehe
: l *
stardust_:
Sounds like icy ground to be walking on, but you seem to manage to keep your feet warm. If not, I'll send you some slippers.