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Thursday Apr 07, 2005

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Well, more fascinating tales from the Crypt(ic).....

Last night, Au bon pain.... was cornered by the restrooms trying to get a seat where I could plug in & write.
Blocked by a middle aged guy w/ a bloat, a beatle haircut, a must-ache, and a penchant for unconsciousness.

Unconscious
Rocking
Swaying
Swaying
Rocking Muttering
Swaying
Muttering
Blablabwalablawalabla
Swaying....
suddenly...
he bursts out of his sleep, eyes wide shut & lets out:
"One phone call... I only got one phone call!!!
Yeah, I've met folks like that too. It's funny how important it is to some people that they 'turned someone down'.
Where I come from, it happens all the time. No big whoop.
If it is, Something's wrong. Get a good defense attorney. Some people have been put away for years for lesssssssssssssssssss....................

There's a point in every person's life when they realize they can make someone SO uncomfortable that they might choke.
Respiratory arhythmia is not that unusual during stress.
Some of us reach that realisation much sooner than others. Others learn later, as they've been the ones choking, sputtering, spazzing & coughing all these years, & feel a real sense of freedom in that new found POWER, that new found ability.

God bless them. & hand them some form of mythological text about Kali.....

Isis... doesn't miss...
Kali....(wall) flower...

It just shows to go ya', life's full of all manner o' interesting beastesses. GRRR, baby.

You know what's kinda neat? When I'm typing in my journ, I see a picture of me (my main) staring down @ the writing, as I stare down @ me, staring down @ the writing.

How Freudian.

& guys & girls, I know it's fashionable to bash yer moms these days, as it's reposed to be freeing, but it really is okay to love your mom.

Don't believe that dude who wants to sell Oedipal fashion gear.

After all, the poor wench did spend about half of her life trying to help you become a decent human being. That might deserve a little bit of appreciation & respect. I know moms drive their daughters crazy, (& every rule has an exception)but lets not get carried away folks...... [This is not aimed @ anyone in particular]... biggrin

Anywhoo...

Lesson of the day?

God can keep his pants on. I like the implication of the opposite, you little lovelies..... eeek shocked blush love

Lesson #2 : blackeyed <This could be a yes, but don't bet the house on it.... exspecially if you only get ONE PHONE CALL!!!

Tee hee hee.... (See what I'm sa'n'?)
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missd:
My mother was a concubine...a harlot....a whore. Ahhh and how we loves her!
Actually my mother is a very soft, sweet, selfless (and yet frustrating) individual.
I see you are now staring down upon my unworthy scrawl...ahhh....I got nothing! kiss es Elfin one
Apr 7, 2005
stardust_:
My mum and I walked past a dildo shop the other day.. She pointed at them and started to giggle in such a girlish way.
You've gotta love her!
I gave her a big hug.

Do I see what you're saying? I'm a dumb European. I dunno shit.
love ya!
Apr 7, 2005

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