elfboy

I found this totally rad Vietnam Era Helmet last night.

It's fuggin' heavy. Weighs like ten lbs. Solid steel. You could shoot me in the head & I'd live. Cool, huh?

Which SG wants to pose w/ it on? MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here I go again w/ the so much shit going on I dunno where to begin.....

Why are all the girls looking so good this year? I've never seen a better crop of hotties than this year. Seriously. Whatever happened last winter, it's transformed all the misses into amazing sights to behold.

*Sigh*.............

Elfboy will not be held responsible for the Second Great Flood when his balls EXPLODE. Noah better get busy on his second arch, or all the lil fuzzies & scaleys & creepy crawlies gonna be in trouble....

Or I better get laid again. SOON....

All right. All right. I'll be polite now. (Sh-yah... pshhh!)

Someone please tell that bald fool that he is not Scorpius, & I am not John Crighton, even if I did fuck a cop.
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm Cop-u-lation......

(I really don't kiss & tell.)... Unless we goes public...

"Look, they're a couple!"





Oh, yeah....

Jimmy CRACK corn
& I don't care....
Jimmy CRACK corn
& I don't care
Jimmy CRACK corn
& I don't care,
My Master's
gone away...