elfboy

Well
No extreme weirdness to report today.
I did something yesterday & it happened.
Oh, yeah. Meetings & letter campaigns. After waking up @ noon with a beer/whiskey hangover.
Went to my new favorite coffee shop. They played a practical joke on me...

"I working on a team in the game "trivia", & the team's really grown. We had the right answer, but the people with the wrong answer answered the question first, so we're behind"

Then they oppressed me.

Greed panics.
Quit MOlestin' the Help.
Remember Martha Stewart & Enron & World com?
You know?

Then I saw my sweet silly bud for a couple o' secs, but she couldn't stay 'cuz she was playin' w/ her pals....
But I'm glad she's okay... Pink hair! hehehe. I miss the little minx.

I'm hung like a troll. It's been so long since I've been with anyone, it's spiritually hanging below my knees.

It's quite a load to bare. Did I just say that?

Oh, and I have a new mission. God came to me in the guise of four physicists, one female, and gave me a new mission in life.

"Thou shalt cuckhold. Thou shalt cuckhold long, & cuckhold hard.

Thou shalt find thee a beautific petite lass who wants to be cuckholded, and Thou shalt cuckhold her well, and repeatedly. For a great length of time".

"She will REALLY want to be cuckholded VERY BADLY, Lord", I'd said. "Correction, very well".

"I'm gonna need a lot of money for this divine drunken debauchery, Lord", I followed up w/.

Finally, a mission I can really sink my teeth into.