elfboy

Well.
Guess what. I hear that the Penshun Llama may have been found. It was believed that he was held by the Chinese Government. It is now theorised that he is being held captive by 3 allied groups. United Impulse Buyers, The Procrastinators Club, & Gamblers Anonymous.
He is said to be well. He is said not to be treated well. Some say he was being treated well initially, but due to politcal times, he is not being treated well @ all, presently.
Some say he was freed, but had Prisoners Syndrome.
You know how gossip is.
Still, no one has found him.

I cannot help but wonder.
Is his being an icon more important than the fact that he's a human w/ the same needs as anyone, girls?

I heard he was interviewed by an obscure publication.
"My other broom is a limo", he's said to have said. It was reported to have been stolen, causing a severe recession in the economy.

Some have said he's been chosen to succeed Hugh Heffner, but the religious conservatives denied this vehemently.

Of course, they also denied Africans, Gays, Teenagers, Singles, & young people condoms.....

< not funny. not pretty. beware.

Some say he's being held in bondage by Blondie. What an attention hog. She shoulda been a school marm, or an old fashioned Catholic girl.

Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda....

Bhuddha, Achooda..

Elfy