elfboy

Gosh.
The holidays.... very strange... a friend of mine gave me some old playboys, (I used to own every issue from the mid fifties to eighties.... & I saw some previously unreleased pictures of Marilyn Monroe....& got depressed...She was so beautiful. She only lived to be 36!....

Well... The good news is that there will be lots of new SGs from
Thailand, Sri Llanka & India over the next 20 or 30 years!!!!

Errrrrrrr................

Not funny. I know. Just sayin'....

Dr. gave me a completely clean bill of health, which is literally a
miracle. I was well on my way to Ulcers, Angina & colon cancer, but
I'm curiously healed!!!!! WEIRD!!!!

I think maybe Nixon sold my soul to Satan....
I hope she got a good price. It's VERY valuable...


God drank beer
God is an atheist
God is a Pagan
God smoked a cigarette
God failed Divinity School, (Which is a joke, anyway)
God rolled over in his sleep...(Which explains the Tsunami, if U understand Brahman)
I"M having trouble sleeping..& eating...?????
God is that homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk...
I changed the course of Humanity forever using Hindu Magic...
What people say when you sneeze this year