elfboy

The good news & bad news:
The good news is, you girls were right all along. Bigger IS Better.
The good news is, Suicide Girls & burleque will become much more popular. In fact, Huge. And you'll never grow old.
Botox stocks will increase.
Concerns about mimimum wage will be a think of the past.
Taxes will be much much lower.
A new shielding broach will be created. A Security Mom Broach can be pinned on anyone's chest. If one feels theatened, all one has to do is flash a mouse in front of it, and it will blow out the side of a house.
New ways of weightloss on the job will be created, and you won't have to worry about the chunk of your paycheck being taken out for insurance.
50's fashion will make a huge comeback, as will Old Time Religion..
There will be a return of Alien Visitations.
CancerMan will turn out to be a non-fictious caharacter.

In fact life more fun then The Asian-American Mafia.

I will become Adonis.

The bad news is....
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errr...ba duh... Oh, fgorget it. I have a migraine.