elfboy

Hmmm. What to say? All is well,.. ... well.

Oh, I know what to tell you all! I was goofing around for an art project one day, researching the linguist psychologies behind divination & other esoteric stuff when I can upon a "yes or no" dowsing machine on facade.com I decided to have some fun w/ it. Here is a record of our conversation... (It was so funny I hadta write it down)...

Question 1:
Is divination accurate?
Answer:
No.
Question 2:
Are you certain?
Answer:
No.
Question 3:
Are you lying?
Answer:
Yes.
Question 4:
Is red green?
Answer:
Yes.
Question 5:
Are you God?
Answer:
Yes.
Does God have a God?
Answer:
No.
Question 6:
Is God Atheist?
Answer:
Yes.
Question 7:
Are you a Satan Worshipper?
Answer:
Yes.
Question 8:
Can I play?
Answer:
No.
Question 9:
Are you sure?
Question 10:
Answer:
Yes.
Question 11:
Are you kidding?
No.
Question 12:
Is this a joke?
Answer:
Yes.
Question 13:
I hate to be redundent, but is there a God?
Answer:
No.

It's a good thing it's 2004 in a "free speech" country. Not so long ago, I'd have been branded, killed & oestracised for such a thing!

But I'm beginning to see why they call it "Devil's work"... lol!

I'm still paying that Political Heracy bill from a few years back...

OI!