Dream:
Compton, CA
A television set. On it appears an bleached blonde "older" woman, standing before a podium in a black leisure suit. On her arm is a band which drew a great deal of attention in Europe in the late 1930's. On her right are Conservative Religious people. On her left are Leftist extremists.
She is speaking to the crowd.
"Are we going to let our young people look @ naked pictures?"
Crowd: "NO!!!"
"Are we going to let people say bad words?"
Crowd: "NO!!!"
"... & what are we going to do"?
Crowd: "STOP HAVING SEX!!!"
Several "African American" woman look @ each other, then the TV.
" WHAT!!!? That Bitch CRAZY! STOP HAVING SEX"?!!
Television switches to a commercial for the candidate.
"Hello, I'm Ellen, & this is my friend Rosie. We fully endorse this candidate, & her "STOP HAVING SEX" initiative".
The African American woman look @ each other & all fall out.
"DAMN! That's funny as SHIT!!!"
"Yeah, we should eleck dis bitch just for the Comic Relief!"
"Quick, lezs register RIGHT NOW!!!"
"She's cheapah den SEINFELD, tha's fo' sure"!!
The candidate continues to speak to the excited crowd...
"...& what will we tell ALL of our SISTERS"?
Crowd: "STOP HAVING SEX"!!!
"...& our sympathetic brothers"?
Crowd: "STOP HAVING SEX"!
"...and the people who pervey this filth"?
Crowd: ... "STOP THEM FROM HAVING SEX"!!!
".... & how will this help us"?...
Crowd: WE HAVE NO IDEA, BUT IT SURE SOUNDS GOOD"!!!
There's more, but... you get the idea.
In the real world, I'm quite looking forward to tonight's show.
SHOW ME MORE...
Compton, CA
A television set. On it appears an bleached blonde "older" woman, standing before a podium in a black leisure suit. On her arm is a band which drew a great deal of attention in Europe in the late 1930's. On her right are Conservative Religious people. On her left are Leftist extremists.
She is speaking to the crowd.
"Are we going to let our young people look @ naked pictures?"
Crowd: "NO!!!"
"Are we going to let people say bad words?"
Crowd: "NO!!!"
"... & what are we going to do"?
Crowd: "STOP HAVING SEX!!!"
Several "African American" woman look @ each other, then the TV.
" WHAT!!!? That Bitch CRAZY! STOP HAVING SEX"?!!
Television switches to a commercial for the candidate.
"Hello, I'm Ellen, & this is my friend Rosie. We fully endorse this candidate, & her "STOP HAVING SEX" initiative".
The African American woman look @ each other & all fall out.
"DAMN! That's funny as SHIT!!!"
"Yeah, we should eleck dis bitch just for the Comic Relief!"
"Quick, lezs register RIGHT NOW!!!"
"She's cheapah den SEINFELD, tha's fo' sure"!!
The candidate continues to speak to the excited crowd...
"...& what will we tell ALL of our SISTERS"?
Crowd: "STOP HAVING SEX"!!!
"...& our sympathetic brothers"?
Crowd: "STOP HAVING SEX"!
"...and the people who pervey this filth"?
Crowd: ... "STOP THEM FROM HAVING SEX"!!!
".... & how will this help us"?...
Crowd: WE HAVE NO IDEA, BUT IT SURE SOUNDS GOOD"!!!
There's more, but... you get the idea.
In the real world, I'm quite looking forward to tonight's show.
SHOW ME MORE...
paleenchantress:
are you going to the burlesque show in northampton ? i dont know if the boy and i will be able to go because since i have been sick, we have no $ 
~ i might be there though ! we cant go to the boston one because we have no $ to travel..hehe !
~ i might be there though ! we cant go to the boston one because we have no $ to travel..hehe !
song:
lol - your dream has brought me much laughter 
have a wonderful time at your entertaining tonight.
have a wonderful time at your entertaining tonight.