eleven26

youre just mad cause i didnt tell you a story about boobies and vagina and stuff.

ok, ill share a semi-funny joke from tonight. i was sitting iwth this girl and guy talking and he was trying to be all dirty and funny and shit and he said there is one thing he really likes to eat. the girl made this face and he said - ice cream, i like ice cream you dirtygirl. i said - i didnt know they make fish flavored ice cream.