Honestly...where did you go?!?!
I am so tired of the the phrase "They're back!!!". Where did they go?! I mean, I am a normal human being. I have no idea. Did you report them going to another planet? Have they died? Have they been put into a vegetative state?
I subscribe to Maxium and Rollling Stone. Both of these magazines in the past month have reported on Britney being 'back' and Mickey Rourke being 'back'. I have no clue what to think of this. I mean honestly. If you look at Britney's eyes, they kinda have a downward slant. I am just putting out there, she could have downs syndrome. I am just saying.... On top of that, did Micky Rourke ever go away? Or did he just go into hiding from all the assholes who would ask the question, "Did Micky Rourke go away?" I mean, really, look at the guy. He could kick the crap outta any reporter. He had 3 hit movies in the 00's, including Sin City, Spun, and Domino. If you have the balls to tell Mickey Rourke to his face that he disappereared from the spotlight, please tell me, so I can put the ass kicking on YouTube.
I am so tired of the statement " 'So and So' is back!!!". Chris Farely, Kurt Cobain, Jesus... Now those are people who I would be like "HOLY SHIT, THEY REALLY ARE BACK!!!". Don't try to feed me this line of "Lindsey Lohan is back now because she suddenly likes penis again and now we have decided that she can have a career." bullshit. I hate all of you magazines. In fact you are published in my city...expect to receive my ball hair in the mail. Die in a fire. Brett.
I am so tired of the the phrase "They're back!!!". Where did they go?! I mean, I am a normal human being. I have no idea. Did you report them going to another planet? Have they died? Have they been put into a vegetative state?
I subscribe to Maxium and Rollling Stone. Both of these magazines in the past month have reported on Britney being 'back' and Mickey Rourke being 'back'. I have no clue what to think of this. I mean honestly. If you look at Britney's eyes, they kinda have a downward slant. I am just putting out there, she could have downs syndrome. I am just saying.... On top of that, did Micky Rourke ever go away? Or did he just go into hiding from all the assholes who would ask the question, "Did Micky Rourke go away?" I mean, really, look at the guy. He could kick the crap outta any reporter. He had 3 hit movies in the 00's, including Sin City, Spun, and Domino. If you have the balls to tell Mickey Rourke to his face that he disappereared from the spotlight, please tell me, so I can put the ass kicking on YouTube.
I am so tired of the statement " 'So and So' is back!!!". Chris Farely, Kurt Cobain, Jesus... Now those are people who I would be like "HOLY SHIT, THEY REALLY ARE BACK!!!". Don't try to feed me this line of "Lindsey Lohan is back now because she suddenly likes penis again and now we have decided that she can have a career." bullshit. I hate all of you magazines. In fact you are published in my city...expect to receive my ball hair in the mail. Die in a fire. Brett.