elektra_descends

HEY biotch! Have you been untied yet? Hope you and Dan are having a fun weekend. I used up my fun already by getting drunk at that wacky Italian millionaire's house last night. I gave him a massage until his GIRLFRIEND showed up while his wife was gone---naughty! He kept saying "she's so hot, you'll love her" and here comes this manly muscle chick. I was looking around like "where's the hot?" I mean, I know I sorta have the Madonna-arm, but we're talking MUSCULAR on this chick, and uh, not so hot. I discoved Stoli Vanil in the fridge and it was all over. They were all about gettin' crazy and I was like "later!" I guess a big sex fest was planned. I've said it before, dude, rich people are some freaky motherfuckers!!!

Hey! Can you read this?
My last couple of posts haven't shown up.
Either I'm reeely tired (it's 4 am) or I broke SG.
Help!