As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban Male to see any
woman
> other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he
does.
SO
> this Saturday @ 4:00PM Eastern Time all American woman are asked to
walk
> out
> of their houses NAKED to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling
> your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort!
>
> All men are to position themseleves in lawn chairs in front of their
> houses
> to prove that they are not TALIBAN, and that they think it is okay to
see
> nude woman to show support for all AMERICAN WOMAN! AND, since the
Taliban
> also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further
> proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government
appreciates
> your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation
in
ths
> antiterrorist activity.
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA!
woman
> other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he
does.
SO
> this Saturday @ 4:00PM Eastern Time all American woman are asked to
walk
> out
> of their houses NAKED to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
> Circling
> your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
> effort!
>
> All men are to position themseleves in lawn chairs in front of their
> houses
> to prove that they are not TALIBAN, and that they think it is okay to
see
> nude woman to show support for all AMERICAN WOMAN! AND, since the
Taliban
> also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is
further
> proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American Government
appreciates
> your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation
in
ths
> antiterrorist activity.
>
> GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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Actually all she told me was that you were waiting your court date after throwing down on some punk who didn't want to give you your props, and his momma dropped a dime on you. I can totally relate and it really sucks.
Well, if you have to do time for it, tell my homies that got sent up the river I say "Whaddup!"
Oh, wait, that was someone else.
Yeah, she didn't go into details but pretty much said she admires your strength of character, I think I do to.
And since you talk to her more than I do, just remind her what I say about games. If someone wants to play drama games don't get sucked in, just tell them straight up, that you don't want to play high school drama games and have a nice day. That or kick them in the nards. That works too. Even if they get off on it, it takes a while to recover from.
Well, I'm going to go get more coffee so I can try to be nice to people.