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elegantorchid

Clearwater, FL

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Oh my God!! Look what I just found??

Jun 8, 2021
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I just discovered three more seasons on Hulu!!! Holy fuck! You know what I’m watching now!

Once upon a time I really wanted to be a Profiler. My love of psychology mixed with my love of law enforcement and serial killers… unfortunately the FBI doesn’t consider a musician or a photographer a qualifying entry to their program.

Wanna know how serious I was once upon a time?

In high school I shadowed an FBI agent and a CIA agent to see which was a better fit.

What are you watching??

rubymoon:
I wanted to pursue such carreers too when I was younger, but life led me to other paths. I still love this kind of show though
Jun 8, 2021
elegantorchid:
@rubymoon I think life had a pretty darned great path for you! Although I'm sure you would look incredibly cute in an agent suit 😉
Jun 8, 2021

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