So. I scoured the internet for difficult questions. Things guys, I guess, don't love answering?? I like questions But, I figured I'd give it a try anyway. Here are my answers:
- When was the last time you cried?
I was playing (piano & singing) "Tears In Heaven" and thinking about how Eric wrote it about losing his son. I have two and I couldn't help but feel incredible emotional. Imagining the loss of our children is NOT something ANY parent enjoys, but it's also a recurring nightmare that rears it's ugly head more often than we want. I almost couldn't fight back the tears, but they were definitely there.
How many women have you slept with... honestly?
5. My first, Natalie. Second... Chelsea. My ex wife... Jen. The rebound (73 y0 😳 don't judge...)... Becky. And my current gf... Savannah. Now if you consider every woman I've either eaten out or fiddled with (I DO love doing all that...) the number is a bit higher but not by much. I was in a committed monogamous relationship from 21-34.
Are you sure you're not gay?
No. I have curiosities. But nothing I would act on. I'll admit to wondering what it's like to suck a cock or to snuggle a man with stubble... but I did experiment with a dildo once and I can confirm it's NOT my cup of tea. I don't enjoy that side of things.
Do you like having a beer belly?
Absolutely NOT! I hate it. It isn't a beer belly, as I don't drink... but it IS a sign that I didn't take care of myself well enough up until now to have the body I want.
How long does it take you to get ready for a date?
20 minutes? A shower, throw a tooth brush around my mouth. Deodorant and cologne. Done!
How many girls numbers do you have in your phone?
Too many! I prefer having girls as friends. Most are more emotionally available. But I also work with a lot of models. How many women have given me their numbers wanting to date me? 2.
Can I give you a makeover?
Yes please!! I'm dying for a style change!!
How much debt do you have?
Student Loans... about $15k.
Have you ever considered plastic surgery?
I have. lipo and penis enlargement. I know I know... what I have is good enough... but still I want that, "WOW!" Reaction.
Have you ever considered killing or seriously injuring anyone?
Yes. My ex father in law was an abusive asshole. Emotionally and verbally. Not to me but to my ex. I fucking hated his guts! Red flag #1, don't date women who have bad relationships with their fathers... you can't just white knight that trauma!
Would you ever watch taboo pornography?
I guess that depends on how you define taboo. As a videographer, I'd watch just about anything. I love lighting and angles... color. Message! Would I get aroused by it? I'd be interested to find out.
Would you let me (helped fill this out by with my darling gf, Savannah... "fill in the blank with an explicit and weird request") stick my finger in your butt?
I mean... sure. With enough lube. as long as you don't GO TO TOWN back there. I really don't enjoy backdoor play.
Have you ever found a child attractive?
Not sexually. Not at all. But I can recognize good genetics. Like I can tell that some little girls are going to grow up to look like models.
Do you think teen girls are hot?
I suppose. I think all men do, to some extent. It's genetic, right? They're fertile, new to sexual maturity... nothing illegal. But I do prefer younger women.
Do you think you can fall in love again?
One positive thing that came out of my divorce was realizing how quick I am to love. How easy it is for me TO love. And while dealing with the wreckage that was my life I consciously decided to embrace that side of myself. I fall in love every day!
How much money is in your bank account right now?
-$300
Why did you dump your last girlfriend?
I've never been the dumper. Just the dumpee. All my previous relationships have ended in cheating. Which sucks because I am poly. It's a LOT more than just taking some other guys cock. It's the betrayal of having it happen and not being openly communicated with. Hell, if they had just said, "Hey, I think so and so is cute and I want to flirt with him." Not asking for permission, just keeping me updated... I probably would have been supportive!!
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
I mean... splitting my pants on stage happens. I've done it several times. Maybe if not that... having a good friend in college walk in on me while I was drunkenly changing. I was VERY aroused... she was taken. It was embarrassing. She never looked at me the same again.
Do you have any STDs?
Nope, clean as a whistle. I have overactive scenes glands though, which causes me to break out more than I would like. It REALLY freaked me out as a teenager! I thought I caught an STD masturbating!
Do you think about your ex's?
I think everyone does. I want to rub their faces in the fact that I'm doing better without them than I did with them. I want them to regret letting me go. But... as time goes on, I think about them less and less. The one exception would be my ex wife... as we share kids. I HAVE to see her multiple times a week. Having to work my schedule around hers makes certain I can't NOT think about her.
If you could change one thing about my body, what would it be?
I like short, skinny, crazy girls. It's definitely my type! I'm a sucker for an accent and I LOVE tattoos. Not so much piercings... but yeah.
I hope not too embarrassing. Thanks for reading! Have any questions I missed? Anything you can think of that's MORE embarrassing!! Ask!!
