For the past two weeks I have been actively trying to find someone to, at least, hang out with. I put up a profile on OK Cupid and I have learned a harsh lesson. Even though I have received more than a few replies on my profile, Ive learned that the women who live around here who are on this site are only here to stroke their own egos. Either that or there are a bunch of women who are in a relationship of some kind and are using that site to facilitate some kind of fantasy life. Every time Ive tried to move things off line, they disappear. Im guessing thats what caused the dream I had last night. It was easily the most vivid and erotic dream Ive ever had. It was so intense that I had to write about it when I got up this morning. I shall spoiler it for those of you who have no interest in thinking of a chubby old guy doing such things. And yes I knew it had to be a dream I was having because no on who looked like that would ever let me near their vagina.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
She was very petite, long strawberry-blond hair and the most amazing blue eyes. She took my hand and came in so close I could smell her hair. She had a strawberry in her other hand. She ran her tongue around it and popped in into her mouth and ate it. She told me she had been eating strawberries all day and wanted to know if I could taste them. The next thing I knew I was on my back with my head between her legs looking at her beautiful hairless pussy. She moved it to my mouth and asked me to try to taste the strawberries, then I felt her mouth around my cock. I remember gasping a little because the feeling took my by surprise. After a second I composed myself and very eagerly began to see if I could taste them. Like I said, this was very vivid and I could smell her exquisite sent as I ran my tongue along her slit. I felt my tongue push apart her outer lips and begin licking her inner pair. I could even taster her, and yes, I did get that wonderful hint of strawberries. I could remember running my hands up and down her thighs, feeling how warm her skin was. Then I let my fingers join the party my mouth was enjoying. I started gently running circles around her clit with my fingers while my lips and tongue enjoyed the rest of her. And all the time I could hear her breathing going from relaxed and slow to heavy and ragged. I could feel her legs twitch and back arch when I ran my tongue over her clit and I could also feel how wet she was. I started concentrating on licking her clit while my finger slid inside her and my other hand firmly held her ass. She stopped sucking my cock and was moaning, her breathing even more labored. Her legs thrust down, forcing her pussy down on my mouth as she started to cum. I kept licking and fingering her trying to make her orgasm last as long as possible. She was making the most erotic noise as she came, it was something between a moan and a scream and it has almost a cat-like screeching quality to it. After I woke up I could still almost smell and taste her.
In other news I have decided to start work on a fake seance (aka magic show) for Halloween this year. I only see to problems with this awesome idea. A. I have no place to perform it and B. OI have no one to perform it for. Other than that, it's going to be awesome.
