electric_squid

I think Im going to turn gay. Yeah, you heard me, Im turning gay. Ya wanna know why; because Im sick and tired of dealing with co-dependent, insecure women. I started talking to this woman from a social site Im on, chatted on yahoo, talked to her on the phone and she seemed pretty cool, had a brain and everything. First I had been staying up WAY too late chatting with her, up to midnight and later. When you remember I have to get up for work at 5:30am, you know this isnt a good thing. Wednesday I had to get off, it was getting late and I had to make sure I got to sleep on time or Id be royally screwed again; which was a good thing, my part time guy, you know, the former manager, called in (not providing any reason for it at all), so I got to work over 12 hours to get a bunch of orders done that had to be finished that night before the store closed. I get home and Im too tired to do anything so I didnt get online; checked things out on a couple of sites but that was the extent of it. Today about an hour and a half after I get to work I start puking my guts out (BTW, NEVER drink NOS energy drink, it will fuck you up). We were short staffed yet again so there was no way I could go home. I worked all day sick as hell. I get home and, again, I dont want to do anything. I checked out the website a couple of times, mainly sitting and vegging out. She sent me a message wanting to know if I was mad at her. OK, I figured I should answer her question and let her know I wasnt mad or anything, so I got her on yahoo and told her so. Then she starts pulling this are you playing games with me insecurity bullshit. I tell her what has gone on the past two days and guess what? She still accuses me of it! Im totally stunned, all of a sudden I feel like Im in junior high; and heres the kicker, WE HAVENT EVEN MET YET! Weve talked for a few days online and talked once on the phone and shes wigging out like Im her husband who she thinks might be cheating on her or something. Heres the funny part, after she accuses me of playing games I call her on her shit, then she logs off; more than likely she just went invisible on me so she wouldnt have to deal with answering me. I confront her and she runs away and Im the one playing games. I told her to have a nice life and removed her from my friends list. I dont need friends like that. Well anyway, there you have it; Im turning gay. I cant stand dating the pretty but dumb as a fucking hubcap types and so far the ones that seem to be able to hold a conversation and might actually be interesting are insecure to the point of being psycho. Basically the pool of women in the area is in serious need of chlorination so I dont have a choice; I have to turn gay.