Questions:
Why are there no interesting women around here?
Why is it that I can only stand to have a conversation with my mother when I'm drunk? And no she doesn't have a damn clue.
Why are all my friends about 10 years or so younger than myself?
I feel the need to find others who share the same spiritual beliefs as myself, should I bother too look?
Is it me, or is Governor Sara Palin a total idiot? No, wait, scratch that. She is an idiot.
Is it just because I've been drinking or is Rachel Maddow on MSNBC kind of hot? No, it's not because I've been drinking, I think that when I'm sober.
Are women with long hair hotter than women with short hair?
I want some meatballs. Should I go and make some?
OK, forget that last question, I went ahead and made some.
What does 'people of color' mean? I'm a person of color. White is a color isn't it? Oh, wait, white is an absence of color. Never mind.
Is it wrong of me to want to kick the ass of everyone who voted 'NO' on proposition 8 in California? Or voted 'No' on gay marriage anywhere for that matter?
I bought a new T-shirt today at Wal-Mart. It's red with a skull/pirate theme printed in yellow. Should I take a pic of myself in it and my red beret to post here? Wait, is that white? I have no idea at the moment.
Can I think of any other questions for this blog?
Nope, I'm done.
Why are there no interesting women around here?
Why is it that I can only stand to have a conversation with my mother when I'm drunk? And no she doesn't have a damn clue.
Why are all my friends about 10 years or so younger than myself?
I feel the need to find others who share the same spiritual beliefs as myself, should I bother too look?
Is it me, or is Governor Sara Palin a total idiot? No, wait, scratch that. She is an idiot.
Is it just because I've been drinking or is Rachel Maddow on MSNBC kind of hot? No, it's not because I've been drinking, I think that when I'm sober.
Are women with long hair hotter than women with short hair?
I want some meatballs. Should I go and make some?
OK, forget that last question, I went ahead and made some.
What does 'people of color' mean? I'm a person of color. White is a color isn't it? Oh, wait, white is an absence of color. Never mind.
Is it wrong of me to want to kick the ass of everyone who voted 'NO' on proposition 8 in California? Or voted 'No' on gay marriage anywhere for that matter?
I bought a new T-shirt today at Wal-Mart. It's red with a skull/pirate theme printed in yellow. Should I take a pic of myself in it and my red beret to post here? Wait, is that white? I have no idea at the moment.
Can I think of any other questions for this blog?
Nope, I'm done.