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the book of genesis as told by a kitteh

1. In teh beginnin Invisible Man was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.

2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3. And Invisible Man sayz, i can has light, and teh light wuz.

4. Teh Invisible Man sawed teh light, to sees stuffs, and separatered the light form dark and stuffs

5. And Invisible Man sayed light Day and dark no Day. Teh evning and morning was teh first day.

6. And Invisible Man sayed, letz tehre be teh ceilings of waterz, with waterz up n waterz down.

7. And Invisible Man doed the skiez with waterz down and waterz up, and stuff.

8. And Invisible Man sayed, letz up be teh firmmint, so evning and morning was teh twoth day.

9. And Invisible Man gotted all no waterz into ur base, so no waterz wus not wetted

10. And Invisible Man called no wather Earths, so tehre.

11. And Invisbile Man sayed, letz us has grass and stuff, so yield seeds and stuff, and fruitzors and stuff, upon the earths.

12. And Invisible Man sawed that weedz is teh good stuff, so, letz tehre be weed.

13. And so teh evning n the morning of the threeth day.

14. And Invisible Man sayed, letz tehre be lights in the firmmint for dividing day from no day.

15. So tehre, lights everwaer, like chrissmass, wai.

16. And Invisible Man doeth two greate lights, teh most big for day, teh other for no day.

17. And Invisible Man screweth tehm on firmmint, with big nails and stuff.

18. And Invisible Man sawed it wus the goodz, so wai.

19. And so teh evning n the morning of the furth day.

20. And Invisible Man sayed, letz teh waterz brings forht the loots and stuff, and phishes, and burdies, that flyed over the no waterz and swimmeths in the waterz.

21. And Invisble Man created big fishies, which wuz like big caws, except they not mooed, and other stuffs that gives the mooves, n Invisible Man wuz plezed.

22. And Invisible Man sented them std::greetings, and stuff, so letz u be happy and stuff.

23. And so teh evning n the morning of the fifth day

24. And Invisible Man sayed, letz there me moar living stuff, mooes, and creepz, and otehr animuls, so tehre.

25. And Invisible Man doed moar living stuff, mooes, and creepies, and otehr animuls, and did not eated tehm.

26. And Invisible Man sayed, letz us do min like uz, becuz we is teh cute, n let min has dominion and stuff.

27. So Invisible Man createded min and womin, min an womin wuz created, but he did not eated tehm.

28. And Invisible Man sented them std::greetings, so teh fornicate and teh multiplyers, and haz teh dominion on teh waterz, no waterz and the firmmint, and every thingz and stuff.

29. And Invisible Man sayed, Yo, Beholdt, I has the earths, I has it, and I has not eated it.

30. For evry createded stuff tehre are the foodz, to the burdies, the creepiez, and the mooes, so tehre.

31. And Invisible Man sawed that he is teh Min, and, Beholdt, teh good enouf for releaze as version 0.8a. kthx bai.