So... You ever have one of those nights/mornings that warrants and sit down and to try and sense of it all... Totally got one of those right now... what the fuck just happened....
So I get drunk as a skunk playing super street fighter IV, which I gotta say totally numbs the pain of losing but it also makes losing very likely so I guess it might be a win/loss kinda thing.
(note: this is like only a fraction of what I drank last night)
Then in the course of the night I slipped and split the skin under my thumb and got some paint chips under the nail too, which I drunkenly pulled out, then I had to take a leak so drunk me thinks why not I'll sit down for this so i can run the water on my thumb and be comfortable, so there I going bathroom, bloody thumb being washed in cold water I figure I'll go online for a bit then hit the sack, I do that to just straight pass out on my bed, about 7 in the morning I hear a loud thump in the ceiling, now I'm a funny sleeper when i pass out and sleep hard I sleep hard and don't move for shit, so this thump wakes me up and i feel my neck in just agony from sleeping so funny, I just flip over and hope to sleep it off. So more thumps and I hear running coming up my stairs, it's the police and he runs right into my room while I'm still in bed. He tells me there is a man on the roof trying to get into the house I tell him that the only way to get in is through the window in my room he goes to the window and see's the guy in my back yard making a break for the fence to my neighbors, he calls it in and leaves so I'm there shirt and boxers getting my Hanzo sword just in case the guy tries to get in again. Well I come to find out about an hour later a few houses down I hear a two gun shots, guy pulled a piece on one of the cops and the bad guy missed but the cops shot him in the shoulder. So yeah that was my night/morning again I have to say.... What The Fuck
(p.s. I think my hair looks awesome right now)
So I get drunk as a skunk playing super street fighter IV, which I gotta say totally numbs the pain of losing but it also makes losing very likely so I guess it might be a win/loss kinda thing.
(note: this is like only a fraction of what I drank last night)
Then in the course of the night I slipped and split the skin under my thumb and got some paint chips under the nail too, which I drunkenly pulled out, then I had to take a leak so drunk me thinks why not I'll sit down for this so i can run the water on my thumb and be comfortable, so there I going bathroom, bloody thumb being washed in cold water I figure I'll go online for a bit then hit the sack, I do that to just straight pass out on my bed, about 7 in the morning I hear a loud thump in the ceiling, now I'm a funny sleeper when i pass out and sleep hard I sleep hard and don't move for shit, so this thump wakes me up and i feel my neck in just agony from sleeping so funny, I just flip over and hope to sleep it off. So more thumps and I hear running coming up my stairs, it's the police and he runs right into my room while I'm still in bed. He tells me there is a man on the roof trying to get into the house I tell him that the only way to get in is through the window in my room he goes to the window and see's the guy in my back yard making a break for the fence to my neighbors, he calls it in and leaves so I'm there shirt and boxers getting my Hanzo sword just in case the guy tries to get in again. Well I come to find out about an hour later a few houses down I hear a two gun shots, guy pulled a piece on one of the cops and the bad guy missed but the cops shot him in the shoulder. So yeah that was my night/morning again I have to say.... What The Fuck
(p.s. I think my hair looks awesome right now)
heartbaker:
That is awesome hair
amarena:
Ha! If I sucked on that piata would you be ok with it? 