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I had to throw a guy out of the store a couple days ago. He insisted that I not call him Sir, but rather "Motherfucker." It made me sad because before he asked me, I wanted to swear at him. But not if he was going to like it.
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Today I did next to nothing. Really. All I did was make cookies, and they weren't even that good. Look, even my journal entry is crap.
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Is there anything cooler than a ninja pirate witha monkey?
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Today a homeless man told me he was the reason people came into my store. I said thanks for the help, uhmm, yeah.
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You know what word is used as much as it should be? Laquacious.
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I've been sick for three days now. But the good news is, my snot is now clear!!!
polly:
it sucks so bad when you blow out those huuuge chunks.
mutineerinheaven:
step 1 on the road to recovery
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Nsst nsst nsst. Got a sweet new apartment. Who wants to come to my housewarming party???
polly:
i have planned like three housewarming parties in my life and none ever happened.

parties are just one big limp streamer.
elasticfantastic:
Unpacking, weee.
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Bubba Ho Tep is funny shit. Picture Elvis at 80 talking about "a growth on his pecker."
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I decided that my job sucks. Now I'm bummed that I have a sucky job. Someone cheer me up.