I had to throw a guy out of the store a couple days ago. He insisted that I not call him Sir, but rather "Motherfucker." It made me sad because before he asked me, I wanted to swear at him. But not if he was going to like it.
Today I did next to nothing. Really. All I did was make cookies, and they weren't even that good. Look, even my journal entry is crap.
Is there anything cooler than a ninja pirate witha monkey?
Today a homeless man told me he was the reason people came into my store. I said thanks for the help, uhmm, yeah.
You know what word is used as much as it should be? Laquacious.
I've been sick for three days now. But the good news is, my snot is now clear!!!
polly:
it sucks so bad when you blow out those huuuge chunks.
mutineerinheaven:
step 1 on the road to recovery
Nsst nsst nsst. Got a sweet new apartment. Who wants to come to my housewarming party???
polly:
i have planned like three housewarming parties in my life and none ever happened.
parties are just one big limp streamer.
parties are just one big limp streamer.
elasticfantastic:
Unpacking, weee.
I updated my profile. Am I cool yet?
Bubba Ho Tep is funny shit. Picture Elvis at 80 talking about "a growth on his pecker."
I decided that my job sucks. Now I'm bummed that I have a sucky job. Someone cheer me up.