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Continuing stories of stupid people:

Subject 1: Guy (yuppie, middle-age guy with mustache) in line in front of me to pay at for lunch. After hes paid, he claims the cashier (very nice Asian guy, not so good with English, but really nice and efficient with the line, own the place I think) short-changed him. He claims he gave him $20, cashier says $5. Cashier says, give me your number, I will call you when we count the registers, and if were over, I will give you the money. This, I think, is understandable. The yuppie guy whips out his cell, calls his wife, and asks her if she gave him a 20. She apparently said no because the fucker just picks up his food and walks out. No apology, not even a sheepish look. Fuckhead. By the way, whos only gives a guy five bucks? Shes probably a fuckhead, too.

Subject 2: Guy in gym shorts at CVS. He was two people behind me and Im next in line. Ive been standing there for maybe, <i>maybe</i> 50 seconds. Hes been there 40. The woman in front of him has a bag of cotton balls and a soda. The guy then proceeds to ask her if he can butt ahead since he only has the water. She says no, I have two things, I think you can wait. Bitch, the fucker says. He tosses the bottle into an empty cart (jerk-off) and storms out of the store. Two minutes later I see him waiting in line at a hotdog standa longer line mind youto buy a fucking bottle of water.

Who are these fucks?!?!
nalar:
Though I want to say they're just typical people, we tend to notice the ones that make the biggest scenes & deals; they're also the dumbest. Regardless, there's never a shortage of wonder, amazement, and disbelief of what such people are capable in this world. smile
Aug 29, 2005

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