Nsst nsst nsst. Got a sweet new apartment. Who wants to come to my housewarming party???
I updated my profile. Am I cool yet?
Bubba Ho Tep is funny shit. Picture Elvis at 80 talking about "a growth on his pecker."
I decided that my job sucks. Now I'm bummed that I have a sucky job. Someone cheer me up.
Today I want someone to comment on my journal.
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sweetbuns:
well.......hello there 
elasticfantastic:
I got what I wanted. Now what should I do?
I turned 23 yesterday. I played kickball for the first time since 5th grade. I puked at the bar. rock
Today at work a drunk homeless guy got pissed b/c we didn't have all the Run DMC albums. I was like, dude, I know, life is rough like that.
Sick today....being not at work is nice. Feeling like ass isn't. rock
jenya:
dude, i am in the same boat.....only it's monday ,not friday. 
I'm cold.
Wrong week to turn heat off.
Rain for the next three days.
Wrong week to turn heat off.
Rain for the next three days.
mle:
orange is a good crush to have. i can only imagine what the crazy monkey is. 
elasticfantastic:
I like.
Joy, my first entry. Maybe someone will talk to me now. 
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jaidee:
welcome!
xhavokx:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
parties are just one big limp streamer.