Far from silly... Have you ever tried to gorge yourself? I mean, not just eat a whole bag of Guacamole Doritos, twelver of Stroh, and party-tray of cheese and salam... No, no, no: I'm thinking thirty jalapenos in six minutes, or twenty (big-ass) pancakes in twelve.
It's hard. I know... I COULDN'T CONQUER THE KING (ten pancakes, eight eggs, six slices of bacon, four mini-link sausages, two slices Canadian Bacon, four slices toast, two slices Texas toast, hashbrowns; to be consumed, no trips to bathroom, in an hour or less).
I doubt you could conquer the King of Johnny V's either. But, if you and Monroe and your 'Burgh crew ever come thru 'Sconsin, I would be profoundly entertained to see you try.
... Anyway, who do you have in the Cup final? Brazil, sure, but who's the other? I'm thinking Netherlands or Czech, the latter emerging (if they do) from the first round Group of Death (Italy, Ghana, U.S., Czech).
It's hard. I know... I COULDN'T CONQUER THE KING (ten pancakes, eight eggs, six slices of bacon, four mini-link sausages, two slices Canadian Bacon, four slices toast, two slices Texas toast, hashbrowns; to be consumed, no trips to bathroom, in an hour or less).
I doubt you could conquer the King of Johnny V's either. But, if you and Monroe and your 'Burgh crew ever come thru 'Sconsin, I would be profoundly entertained to see you try.
... Anyway, who do you have in the Cup final? Brazil, sure, but who's the other? I'm thinking Netherlands or Czech, the latter emerging (if they do) from the first round Group of Death (Italy, Ghana, U.S., Czech).