my balls are on your forehead 
melissa2:
ooooo teabagging is fun ooooo
tomarow is my birthday. i am old. 
clara:
Please stop making me feel old, too.
my balls are under my weener!!!
clara:
Hmm, I really expected to see a new profile pic. Possibly one featuring a cartoon with a hot dog hovering over beach balls.
no more booze 
st. patty's day was not good to me. there are too many nights, lately, when that evil man who looks like me comes out and does bad things. I always hear about it over the next couple of days. people always seem to blame me for his actions. I try to tell them that it wasn't me. if I had done and... Read More
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el_capitan8874:
Q: what's a pirate's favorite type of movie?
A: ARRRGH RATED!!!
A: ARRRGH RATED!!!
butterfly2:
Want what they can't have? I guess I fit into that category too. Irritating, isn't it?
Haha Tom Waits, I've waited on him before.
What kind of bad things are we talking about?!
HAPPY MONDAY btw :kiss!
Haha Tom Waits, I've waited on him before.
What kind of bad things are we talking about?!
HAPPY MONDAY btw :kiss!
I havn't put in a journal entry lately and I still don't have anything very interesting to say but I'm writing anyways. I love scotch. who else loves scotch? I know that pirates are supposed to drink rum, but I just can't stomach that shit. i need a new flask. I need some sex. actually I need some great sex. I don't think there is...
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clara:
I like gin. 
melissa2:
I WILL be your friend.........
and i need some boozin and sexin too.........
are you a kungfu pirate? nice combination or randomness......
and i need some boozin and sexin too.........
are you a kungfu pirate? nice combination or randomness......
Q: where does a pirate go for lunch
A: Arrrby's
I love (*)(*)s
A: Arrrby's
I love (*)(*)s
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twwly:
whatta joker!
ba dum dum tsch!
ba dum dum tsch!
melissa2:
"FUCK!!!!!"
(that was you after I bodycheck you against a tree)
.....but I'm nice, really.............
(that was you after I bodycheck you against a tree)
.....but I'm nice, really.............
Q: where does a pirate go for lunch
A: Arrrby's
I love (*)(*)s
A: Arrrby's
I love (*)(*)s
a pirate walks into a bar with a stearing wheel in his pants. he goes up to the bartender and sais
"Arrgh Rum " the bartender pours the rum and sais " you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" pirate sais " Arrgh It's drivin me nuts "
"Arrgh Rum " the bartender pours the rum and sais " you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?" pirate sais " Arrgh It's drivin me nuts "
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skryche:
Oh... I know a great pirate joke.
Unfortunately, I can't tell it to you.
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(It's rated AAAARRRRRRGH!!!)
Unfortunately, I can't tell it to you.
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(It's rated AAAARRRRRRGH!!!)
babybeezer:
ah yes, that is my favorite pirate joke. I don't know what it is, but pirates are always funny. Haha, and somehow I've gotten in the habit of saying "Yarrrr" as an expression of anger/annoyance. 
I have been abnormally busy lately. this is the first time I've been to the site in about 2 weeks. I missed all the pretty girls. i hope that everyone has been having a wonderful time
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trixie:
hehehehe.
clara:
Thanks for mentioning me on the "Beautiful Members" thread. I think that makes us friends.
I'm getting tattooed today. I have'nt gotten any in about 6 months, so I'm kind of excited. I also might buy a motorcycle
relentless77:
Tattoo AND a motorcylce...damn son, you're stud rating is about to shoot through the roof!
Where do you get your work done?
Where do you get your work done?
babybeezer:
haha, why just go the whole 9 yards and put eyeliner on the other eye to balance it out? 
Yay for tattoos
Yay for tattoos
i got a black eye, but it's only in the corner so it just looks like I'm wearing eyeliner. oh well. what ya gonna do
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babybeezer:
Oh, and boys in eyeliner is one of the hottest things ever, so work the look.
Oh, and boys in eyeliner is one of the hottest things ever, so work the look.
clara:
Might as well make up the other eye. At least then you 'll be symmetrical.
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lila:
SF huh? how long have you been a member? i don't think i have met you at any events ???...
twwly:
you promise to behave?
now what kind of fun is that?
now what kind of fun is that?