Holy Shit. I never knew pole dancing could be so fucking... fucking sexy.
Acarophobic?
This past week, the fucking mosquitoes have decided to feast upon the flesh of my face. Just a couple of days ago, I woke up with a horn (massive mosquito bite in the middle of my forehead) and half a Neanderthal eyebrow. How are they getting into my room? And why are they eating me in my sleep? Are they crawling in my ear...
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This past week, the fucking mosquitoes have decided to feast upon the flesh of my face. Just a couple of days ago, I woke up with a horn (massive mosquito bite in the middle of my forehead) and half a Neanderthal eyebrow. How are they getting into my room? And why are they eating me in my sleep? Are they crawling in my ear...
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Woo Hoo! My room is fucking clean!!
It took me about 4 hours to clean this bitch. It was such an eye sore, that I had to spend my whole day cleaning the house, but mainly my room. I dusted the fuck out of it, wiped up everything, which took forever because of all of my books and sexy anime slut figurines, who were all...
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It took me about 4 hours to clean this bitch. It was such an eye sore, that I had to spend my whole day cleaning the house, but mainly my room. I dusted the fuck out of it, wiped up everything, which took forever because of all of my books and sexy anime slut figurines, who were all...
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captainhowdy2007:
congrats on the CLEANLINESS!
the pickle flavored chips....ew, too much NaCl for me
Halo 3- im sure its a decent game, those techno-geeks just over anticipate
the pickle flavored chips....ew, too much NaCl for me
Halo 3- im sure its a decent game, those techno-geeks just over anticipate
The Perverted Cockroach
So, yesterday was just one of my typical days. I started it off by waking up around 12 p.m, and getting into the shower to wash off all of yesterday's sins. Then in the middle of my wonderful shampooing experience, I just so happened to look up towards the far end corner of the shower curtain, and there he was, the large...
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So, yesterday was just one of my typical days. I started it off by waking up around 12 p.m, and getting into the shower to wash off all of yesterday's sins. Then in the middle of my wonderful shampooing experience, I just so happened to look up towards the far end corner of the shower curtain, and there he was, the large...
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captainhowdy2007:
that is hilarious!!! i had to read this blog especially with a title like that, what a great sense of humor!
by the way i have a confession...i can change into a bug
nah, im kidding...about the cockroach thing
no, seriously im kidding
by the way i have a confession...i can change into a bug
nah, im kidding...about the cockroach thing
no, seriously im kiddingHello Internet world,
I'm quite aware that my posting has been lacking for the past 2 months. Why, you would ask? Because I left my home in fun, beautiful California. Only to be secluded in humid Louisiana. Once I started to pack all of my belongings, the feeling of excitement warmed my body. But, once I spent over a week here, I realized that there...
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I'm quite aware that my posting has been lacking for the past 2 months. Why, you would ask? Because I left my home in fun, beautiful California. Only to be secluded in humid Louisiana. Once I started to pack all of my belongings, the feeling of excitement warmed my body. But, once I spent over a week here, I realized that there...
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