eireann

Soooo...

In the past two weeks between poetry and pictures, here's what really happened:
I quit my job because I thought I had found a way to get away from my evil assbag assistant manager. When I put in my two weeks I sort of felt like it was a good riddance to bad rubbish kind of deal, so I started training at Starbucks, and all I have to say is that the manager there was THE COOLEST man alive. Moving along now...

I got my nipples pierced thanks to Phrougboy, who likes to cause pain and likes it even more if there is blood involved. He also pierced my ears. Go be mean to him, it turns him on.

Wednesday I was at work and my regional manager called mee begging me to stay. I personally thought she was done with me but apparently she realized there was something behind my recent lackluster perfomrance and wanted to know what was up. When I was done spewing all of my complaints, she offered me a transfer and more money! YAY! I start at my new branchh on Monday. I gave myself tomorrow off.
Thursday I had a nervous breakdown over money because my paycheck got messed up.
Friday I confirmed my transfer. Halfway through the day I realized it was 9-9 and therefore, my ex-husband's birthday. I didn't care. I realized it was the day my tabs needed to be renewed! So off I was to go get my tabs renewed and got suckered into renewing his. I had to go to the rehearsal dinner for his wedding to get my money and subsequently hung out with my ex-in-laws for a few hours before heading up to Heat to visit Kira and have any remnant of self esteem destroyed by Phrougboy, who hates me.

That is my life.

My cat is cute.
I am drunk.
Stop.